George W. Bush joke....hope everyone hasn't already heard it

[pauliedangerously]

From my internet friend at anotherperspective.org:




George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked
on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

[St. Jarvitude]

1. Bwahahahahahaha....

I would never let * get anywhere near my genitals though.

I'll bet he doesn't even have the comon decency to sheath his teeth with his lips.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. The original joke had Hitler, Stalin and Marylin Monroe

It's that old.

[pauliedangerously]

3. Most jokes are simply a variation on a theme anyway.

I would guess that the one you mentioned isn't the original either.