Bush's job options
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:28 PM
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Poll question: Bush's job options
Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 12:37 PM by ozymandius
What job would Bush* best qualify to do after his tenure in the White House is done? Feel free to suggest your own.
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:29 PM
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1. Janitor in a video arcade.
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:30 PM
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He is not worthy of the sweat off a soldier's butt.
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:31 PM
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ozymandius
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:33 PM
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5. Ooh! good one - Prisoner
Maybe in one of those foreign countries he dissed six months ago?
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:34 PM
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6. I'm with you on this one
Wished it was in the poll.
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:37 PM
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With status as international war criminal, in isolation cell.
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:32 PM
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4. you forgot "maker of license plates"
isn't that what a lot of people do in prison? :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:40 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 12:40 PM by bif
You forgot that one. Or a bartender.
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:58 PM
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9. Boosh end 'ees kindeh arr seelly wappers uvv uthair peeple's
buttomseh! Now, go ayway orr Ah shall taunt you a secondeh time-eh.
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:37 PM
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fugitive from international tribunal.
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:41 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-11-03 07:42 PM by Iris
Given his love for oil and all . . .
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:46 PM
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12. I voted for butt sitter-oner...
but only because coke head isn't a job.
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Thu Sep-11-03 07:52 PM
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13. Coal shoveller - in HELL!
That will be his job title eventually :grr:
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Thu Sep-11-03 08:24 PM
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With a ranch like that, you don't want to be all hat, no armadillo!
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Thu Sep-11-03 08:39 PM
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(If you saw "Clerks," you'll know what I'm talking about.)
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Thu Sep-11-03 10:10 PM
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18. I saw. I love "Clerks", and I hate you for stealing my post.
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Thu Sep-11-03 10:05 PM
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Thu Sep-11-03 10:06 PM
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first, take away all his savings
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Thu Sep-11-03 10:12 PM
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19. He'd make a great butt buddy
Send his entire cabinet to prison as well. I can see Shrubby spreading his cheeks as the other crooks are lined up, waiting for their turn
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Thu Sep-11-03 11:01 PM
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20. Jizz-mopper in a Times Square peepshow joint. (n/t)
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