Cat answers...

[Zomby Woof]

Yes, that is my poop stinking up the joint.

Of course I am going to pin the forbidden sofa while you abandon me for the day at work!

Here, let me sleep right on your feet and cut off your circulation.

Yes, I want to walk across your newspaper while you read it.

Feed me.

I like finding new things to get into that I shouldn't.

[Maddy McCall]

1. Wow...you read my mind.

Thanks for the answers to the questions I would have asked tomorrow.

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

2. I save FUTURE MONEY

And I save FUTURE QUESTIONS. :P

[Princess Turandot]

3. You left out..

Everything is for the cat.
Being bit by me is an honor.

[saracat]

5. And always remember we were worshiped in Egypt! We are gods!

[Mizmoon]

4. One other that you forgot

"Hey! Check out my bunghole!"

[ulysses]

10. Cat ass!

:D

[qnr]

6. Old one here...

Cats' Do What They Want

   1. Cats do what they want.
   2. They rarely listen to you.
   3. They're totally unpredicatable.
   4. They whine when they are not happy.
   5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
   6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
   7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
   8. They're moody.
   9. They leave hair everywhere.
  10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. 

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.

[barb162]

7. and "I am going to sit in your chair as soon as you get up

even though I know you are coming right back"

[Nay]

8. "You don't need to walk on your own feet; let me walk on them for you."

[Misunderestimator]

9. Wake up, damn it...

wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up

[barb162]

11. I had a torti a long time ago who would lick my eyelids to

awaken me. Sandpaper on eyelids!

[barb162]

12. "I gotta walk on the keyboard right now about 20 times"

[Mikimouse]

13. Also...

Hey, whatever is in the sandwich looks interesting, mind if I stick my nose in it?
OR
(Pooky): Pssssst, Tootsie, watch Dad's reaction when I yawn in his face- the used Turkey with cheese oughta wake him right up!

[Mikimouse]

14. And...

Yes, I AM going to walk all over the keyboard and meow in your face until you feed me.

Don't worry Dad, when I aim my tail at your face and it vibrates, there isn't anything there. The things no longer loaded. I'm only symbolically marking you!

[barb162]

15. Or how about " I notice you just put on black pants so I have to

rub off some hair on your pants right now"

[Mikimouse]

16. LOL! Yep, or ...

"Hey Dad! wanna see my new trick? I can shed my entire winter coat at will. Now, where did you just vacuum?

[barb162]

17. oh, do I ever know this one. I vacuum every day in some rooms

as I have 4 cats. I notice as soon as I put the vacuum away there is often a hairball where I just vaccuumed a minute ago. And it doesn't seem to make any diff how often I brush them. Also have you ever noticed the super fine cat hairs floating in the air if the sunrays are showing upn your house a certain way?

[barb162]

18. "I have to supervise you very closely as to how you are cleaning

my litter trays. Then I have to bless the trays as soon as you clean them."

[barb162]

19. "I have to use my forehead to knock any pen out of your hand

as you are just about completed writing a check or addressing an envelope that you have already put a stamp on. I also have to help you put holes from my claws in any wrapping paper as you are wrapping a big box. I have to jump in any box that you have just lined with tissue paper so that my hair is all over the inside of it and it has to be changed and then we can play that game again."