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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:21 AM
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Let's say lesbians take over the world
as a hetero man what is the first thing I should do?

How will my life change if lesbians take over the entire UNIVERSE?

I just want to be prepared.

:shrug:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:23 AM
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1. you'll
be kept in a sperm-donor facility, where your only job is masturbation.

In other words, nothing will really change :P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:24 AM
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2. bor-ing
Even I have my limits.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:26 AM
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3. your limits of no concern
to the lesbians.

You'll be a sperm factory. Accept it. Welcome our new Lesbian overlords.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:28 AM
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4. will I at least get porn?
and will the lesbians know what porn best suits me. :shrug: Maybe I could go undercover and see how they work but then again I am still too tall and too big to get away with it, and most of all I can't disguise my voice for shit.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:31 AM
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5. yes
but only softcore, non-exploitive porn.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:32 AM
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6. oh what a crime
I think I'll take the latter opition. Why did I have to be so big! damnit.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-15-04 01:35 AM
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7. WELCOME
TO THE NEW LESBIAN OVERLORDS.

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