Boyfriend went to bed. I'm bored as hell. Ask me anything!

[bigwillq]

Please.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Why are'nt you in bed with your boyfriend ?

:shrug: Go and cuddle !

[bigwillq]

4. He has to go to work early in the morning

So he went upstairs and I'm down stairs watching the games and chatting on DU!

We cuddled before if you get the hint!:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

2. Will Will Farrell make a good Ignatious OReilly?

[bigwillq]

5. Yes (nt)

[Hailtothechimp]

3. Bill O'Reilly here. You got a vibrator, don't ya? Every girl does.

Actually, I just heard that on Mike Malloy. He's reading the complaint against Bill O'Reilly

[bigwillq]

6. LOL!

O'Reilly the freak!:evilgrin:

[GOPNotForMe]

7. Did Miss Cleo ever go to jail?

[bigwillq]

8. If she did, I can't believe she didn't predict it!!

Lame joke, sorry!:)

[salin]

9. What will be the next new item McDonalds will unveil

in an attempt to lure folks back to their drive through?

[bigwillq]

11. Corndogs (nt)

[salin]

13. and how will Rove

use this new unveiling to his advantage?

[bigwillq]

14. He will have Shrub eat a corndog

Shrub will choke and get the sympathy vote.

[salin]

that will only work

if he can avoid bruising his face in the process.

[bigwillq]

17. Well Rove will put that jelly stuff on Shrub's face

like they do in boxing matches so even if Shrub falls he will slip off the floor and not be injured but still be choking on the corndog.
Faux News will be the first to report on this and Shrub will het sympathy cards and flowers by the millions.

[salin]

19. and heretofore... the event shall be known as

The Oktoberfest Surprise.

[bigwillq]

21. LOL!!!

[salin]

24. btw,

we just engaged in the online version - of "don't blink"... several times your response made me want to do end with the lol - as I was chuckling so hard... but.... I.had.to.push.on - to see where our banter would go.

Have to retire for the night - I don't get here nearly as often, or for as long, as I used to - good to see old friends - and that the level of humour and discourse remains at such a quick wit caliber. :hi:

[bigwillq]

25. I'm sorry, I know after I did the LOL

I was like-Damn that convo just ended too soon.

I am retiring soon too. Hope to see you around the board soon.:)

[MisterP]

26. Corn-Mouse hybrids from ConAgra;

they'll wave them madly on TV wearing lab coats and scream how anyone opposing this research wants babies in the Sudan and India to die of starvation.

[bigwillq]

27. Wait a second

I'm really confused by this post.
Care to explain?

[rumguy]

10. Is sex better in a committed relationship?

[bigwillq]

12. Yes

Sex is always good but when you really love that person and committ yourself to them, yes it's something special.

I'm not complaining about the sex I had when not in a relationship but it is better when you truly love the person you are with.

[TheFarseer]

28. sex with just anyone is good

but it's amazing if you truely care about the person.

[bigwillq]

29. Why you never cared for anyone

you had sex with?

[TheFarseer]

30. I've only had sex with one person that I really cared about

and it was by far the best. Not even close. Man do I miss her :(

[sundog]

15. Do you see porn in your crystal ball?

[bigwillq]

16. No

Am I suppose to?

[sundog]

18. bwhahaha - They sold you the censored version - never buy em from Walmart!

[bigwillq]

20. Damn, DUers are always telling me not to shop there

I should've listened.

So where do I get the uncensored version?:evilgrin:

[NNadir]

22. Can you explain interface current methods in slab geometry to me?

[bigwillq]

23. I failed Geometry

So I will have to pass...

On this question. Sorry.:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

31. You ever try something what I did tonight?

I went to bed super early like about 9, woke up just about 10-20 mins ago, and plan to post for a hour or so then go back to bed. Having sleep debt is great...........to a degree.

[Dan-W]

32. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?