YOU MIGHT BE A FREEPER IF...

[sysoprock]

you stopped watching Fox News because of their liberal bias.

you consider yourself part of the NASCAR vote.

you carry a spit cup into the voting booth.

you still say "Oriental" and "Colored."

you've cried at a Toby Keith concert.

you're positive that the only two things God cares about are gay people and abortion.

you think that Clinton's affair was a bigger stain on the presidency than Watergate.

Let's come up with some others!

[Dogmudgeon]

1. You might be a Freeper if ...

... you're registered at FreeRepublic.com

I'd say that would be definitive.

--bkl

[4morewars]

3. You've lusted after livestock

[buff2]

5. ROTFLMAO!

That's hilarious.....but yuck.....the very thought of that scenario..:puke:

[4morewars]

7. I've heard a few stories....

It serves me right , for drinking with farm boys !

[SotarrTheWizard]

30. Not necessarily. . .

. . . I'm registered there. Lets me know what the opposition is up to. . . and with a localised account, I also get "pings" when the local Reich-wingers are up to something. . .

[alittlelark]

2. If ur spelin' is kinda lyk min.

[Ediacara]

4. If you troll around on DU

And preface the most asanine absurd statement you could possibly write with, "let's face it."

[buff2]

6. If you support bu$h........

and think he's intelligent and a great "leader"....

[kokomo]

8. If you got folks at DU going crazy over a "supposed" death of a celebrity

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. He DID die. eom

[are_we_united_yet]

14. Confirmed

[Scootman78]

9. You can't get through the day until you hear your ClearChannel Radio...

[punpirate]

11. You might be a freeper if...

... you have holes in the soles of your shoes, you had to finance a $600 pick-up, the roof of your trailer leaks and you've been out of work for three years, but you're still voting Republican.

... you think Charlton Heston is God, and Dubya is his son.

... you have a vocabulary of three hundred words, can't spell half of them correctly, but you know where the "send" button is on email.

... you think a stem cell is the same thing as a sauna.

... you think Busch beer comes from Crawford, Texas.

... you think DemoncRAT is the way Democrat is spelled because that's the only way you see it on your favorite forum.

... you pronounce "rapture" as "rupture."

... you've nominated Bush for the Nobel Peace Prize 4,331 times.

... you've tried to sneak onto Democratic Underground thirty-seven times and have been tombstoned within three posts every time, and you still can't figure out why. Well, it's actually spelled "Hitlery," isn't it?

... you've been home-schooling your child for forty-one years.

... the only part of the U.S. Constitution you know by heart is the 2nd Amendment, even if you don't understand it all.

... you tell your friends that you wished you were as smart as George W. Bush, but, dadgummit, you never will be.

:P

[Still_Notafraid]

12. if

Hallaburton steals million's from our troops and you don't care,but if a black man in Idaho steals a car your outraged.

when you hear the truth you think its all lies,when you hear lies you think its the truth.

you think Steven Siegel is a fine actor and you love all his movies.

you think the world could end everyday.

you decide who your gonna vote for from attack ads.

you will wait 40 Min's at a over crowded gas station because there gasoline is 5 cents cheaper a gallon then the empty gas station across the street.

you think being uneducated and uninformed is a good thing.

you think the solution to every conflict is "Nuke them"

you say things like "I want a president that is gonna kick some ass!"

[are_we_united_yet]

13. If

the rust on your junk pickup truck in your front yard is Clintons's fault.

[Algorem]

15. You think they're called cousins "cuz I been in em all"

[ogradda]

16. you think there are multiple internets

n/t

[kokomo]

17. If you think our children IS learning without any money in the right place

[jdots]

21. you stopped reading when you got your degree

you profit from loss your favorite song is " My Way "
you find comfort in ignorance

[Behind the Aegis]

18. ....IF....

...you think Jesus "hates" anyone!

...you think G-d has chosen your side!

...you think all liberals are too afraid to defend themselves or their loved ones!

...you think all gays find YOU that attractive! :)

...you think "abstinence only" programs actually work as sex education!

...you think Bush is a warrior!

Damn, I just said in all my witty responses that they "think!" That is just not true! I guess I should have said...you might be a freeper if "OTHERS think for you and you regurgitate..." That is more true to the case of freepers!

Brightest Blessings!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

27. BB Behind....

[onebigbadwulf]

19. you've fucked your sister

you love killing "towel-heads"

you think the earth is 6000 years old

you have no teeth

you blame the internets for your raised property taxes

you hate mexicans because they steal your wellfare

you want to privatize social security

you hate socialized health care but love socialized fire departments

you have never read a book in your life

you wish america would stop being a pussy and nuke korea

you think the pope is the antichrist but bush is jesus reincarnated

you love burning the cross but despise anyone who burns the flag

you run around at night in a white costume and pillowcase

you have a mullet

you have a hyphen in your first name

you have a car on your front lawn with no wheels

and finally you might be a freeper if you look like this......

[Swamp Rat]

20. Mom and dad are brother and sister.

... and EVERYONE in your town is 1st cousins.

[jdots]

22. If you think boogers are a balanced meal

if you have ever recorded one of Rush's shows so ou can listen to it again to look up some o them big werds he youes. You thought Ronny should have gotten an oscar for " Bed Time for Bonzo "

[Swamp Rat]

23. HEY! I like Rush

... the band that is. :D

LOL! Booger-eaters, gross! :P



Don't vote for Bush! He's an alien lizard!

[Dying Eagle]

24. If you have

Modified your SUV with a Gun Rack, "kill Liberals" bumper sticker, A confederate flag, and made it so it can only get 3 1/2 miles to the gallon...............oh don't forget the yellow ribbon, like you accrual care or something?

[auburngrad82]

25. You spell "moron" as "moran"

[baldguy]

26. You think Ann Coulter is sexy.

[Brewman_Jax]

28. You might be a freeper if...

...you rant about those "tax-and-spend" liberals giving away money to the "undeserving" as you open your unemployment insurance check.


...you rant about those welfare slackers taking all of your tax money, but don't mind corporate tax breaks and tax breaks for the rich because it will "generate jobs."

...Ken Lay is a personal hero.

I may think of some more. :P

[lpbk2713]

29. ...... if you believe Ronnie Raygun died for our sins.

..... and if the dayum libruls don't like the way things are in this country, well, why don't they just leave, by God.

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. If you're a dumbass worthless pile of hate-filleddog-excreted fecal matter

[Biased Liberal Media]

32. Send all your friends forwards that have been disproven by snopes

stating to Pray for the President or what Kerry will do if he's in office. (blech)

[BMJ]

33. You might be a freeper if...

If you think that the GOP is, "God's Official Party", yet you spend more time listening to talk radio and watching Fox News each week than you do going to church, reading the Bible, praying, and helping the less fortunate, combined!