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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:18 PM
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My cat just bitch-slapped me. Has that ever happened to you?
I wish I could've gotten a picture. I bent down to kiss her and she just raised her paw and slapped me... no claws thank god... then she just looked at me like, "haha bitch, got you good!" It was actually kind of awkward.
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David Dunham Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:20 PM
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1. Is your cat a Republican?
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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:21 PM
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2. hmm I never thought about that.. she could be.. damn little freeper!
she HAS been watching me on here.
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are_we_united_yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:22 PM
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3. Yes but up until now I've not come forward
Edited on Sun Oct-10-04 10:22 PM by are_we_united_yet
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:24 PM
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4. I was too embarrassed to say anything
...but yes, I have been bitch slapped by a lil' kitty cat
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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:25 PM
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6. yeah it really is embarrasing...
I would NEVER mention it face-to-face with someone..
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:56 PM
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14. My cat treats me like a cheap prostitute
my self esteem has never been lower
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 11:02 PM
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15. ROFLMAO!!!
too funny!!!
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:25 PM
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5. Is that the same as when dog lifts leg on furniture? n/t
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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:28 PM
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7. nah this is more insulting..
although in both cases your animal is basically saying, "fuck you", so...
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 11:07 PM
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17. I had a cat who gave me the middle claw
Talk about FU!
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Peanut Gallery Donating Member (325 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:33 PM
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8. Mine bats at people sometimes
He also likes to ambush people. Sometimes he'll come running out from a hiding place when you walk by and in a split second he leaps, acts like he's going to attack, and then at the last moment does a 180 in midair and dashes across the room.
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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:33 PM
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11. mine does that too...
only she actually ATTACKS you for real...
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:33 PM
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9. I've seen a lot of dogs get bitch slapped by my late kitty.
The stunned look on my dogs face when my cat jumped out and slapped him about 5 times - bam,bam,bam,bam,bam - across the face was hilarious.

My dog got his revenge. Just wait until kitty is asleep and walk up and start barking like the world is about to end while the cat flies into the air in a tizzy.

Oh, I miss the games.
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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:36 PM
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12. LOL that's great
thanks for the laugh.. that's why I love animals..
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 11:03 PM
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16. I'll bet you dog does too!
Losing a beastie is hard on we inferior humans - but incredibly hard on our masters.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:33 PM
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10. My kitten has, but with claws. And then she bit me on the nose.
No respect, I tell ya.
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huntsvilledem Donating Member (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-04 10:37 PM
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13. yeah, i'm all too familiar with the nose biting..
Edited on Sun Oct-10-04 10:38 PM by huntsvilledem
kitties are evil
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