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With credit to Sniffa, I took the liberty of re-tooling his joke.
John Kerry and George Bush decide to play a game of one on one football to settle the Presidential race. They arrive at the stadium with fans of either candidate on the sidelines yelling their hearts out.
The game is lopsided from the beginning with Bush fumbling, running the wrong way, calling time outs and complaining about how hard the work is. Kerry on the other hand throws beautiful spirals to himself and even recovers his own punt which Bush fumbled and dropped. Kerry is the clear winner routing Bush 99 - 0 and is carried off the field by his adoring supporters.
Six days later, George W. Bush finally scores a touchdown.
***postscript***
After review, a penalty is assessed against team Bush for unsportsmanlike conduct, roughing his opponent after the play had ended and too many men on the field. All of Bush's points are taken away and Bush remains a miserable failure.
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