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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:32 PM
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Don't buy HAL computers
They seldom make mistakes, but when they do some seriously bad shit goes down.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:33 PM
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1. Did HAL lock you outside again?
Time for reprogramming...
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olddem43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:35 PM
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2. Sit down Dave, and take a stress pill.
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Radius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:44 PM
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3. HAL=IBM (1 chr. diff)nt
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:44 PM
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4. As children on the playground would say, "Dooooyyeeee"
:-)
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PSU84 Donating Member (733 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:46 PM
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5. !'m sorry, Dave. I can't do that.
I swear my fucking computer just said that to me!

And my name isn't Dave!

NOW OPEN THE FUCKING HATCH!!!
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pinkpops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-05-04 07:47 PM
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6. Daisy
Daisy?
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