Masochistic Japanese meat beater drops by cop box to choke chicken

[Wonk]

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It's weird enough, Gatsun! (August) says, that he turned up at a Nagoya police box while committing an act of what people in a more genteel time used to refer to as self-flagellation.

What was more surprising was that he had a sharp knife in the same hand he was working with, leaving a set of bloodied crown jewels the like of which has not been seen since the days of Bloody Mary.

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He was at the police box to complain that he had been refused entry at a Nagoya S&M club because he was barefoot and covered in mud.

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