GIT YER PIPIN HOT ANTI-MATTER!! ANTI-MATTER HERE!

[DS1]

LINE UP FOLKS!! WE GOT US SOME BRAND NEW GUBMIT ANTIMATTER FOR SALE...

We got all your anti-matter needs, empty boxes, drained oil cans, you name it, we got anti-matter!

Only two hundred and billion dollars per negative ounce, yes it's a steal at those prices ( ya'll can be sure the Air Force is paying more )

[MatrixEscape]

1. Over here! Super-size mine and throw in some Atomic Fries!

[DS1]

2. Done and done, you can pick them up below

[matcom]

3. i saw you on an infomercial!

and then you said, "BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"

i forgot though. WHAT will my 1,837 paymens of $19.95 GIT ME?

[DS1]

5. Order in the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in a NUCLEAR CUTTING DEVICE!!

[commander bunnypants]

4. How much to get me off the suck ass planet?

got mee check book right here

DDQM

[DS1]

6. Hey pal, just what you see

No phased plasma rifles, no rocket ships, we just do the fuel...

[KlatooBNikto]

7. I thought Anti-Matter was the specialty of Robertson and Falwell.

It grows unimpeded in the cobwebs of Robertson's mind.

[DS1]

10. That would be anti-facts, which are coincidentally on sale next week

But we may be able to give you a deal...

[VOX]

8. Say, I'm interested...but, will I have to give up "matter" altogether?

After all these years, I've found that matter...matters.

:toast:

[DS1]

9. If you don't mind..

it doesn't matter