Achtung: I don't hate Germany, its a joke

[JohnKleeb]

Really I'd love nothing more than a nice beer and German food right now. :shrug: its a joke y'all.

[JVS]

1. Wer liebt nicht Wein, Weib und Gesang,der bleibt ein Narr sein Leben lang!

edit couldn't fit the t the first time

[JohnKleeb]

2. I only know so much German

Who nich wine, woman and song, that loves remains a fool its life long!
eh?
heh

[JVS]

3. Who doesn't love wine women and music remains a fool his entire life

[JohnKleeb]

4. well I love wine, women, and music

Really, and I actually will pick on the English more than the Germans, come lets' make fun of them.

[JVS]

5. The English, their beer sucks!

When I visited relatives in Germany they told me that I could forget about English beer because it's horrible. Food's not much either

[JohnKleeb]

6. fish and chips= gross

German food is great.

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. I just saw a report on European Journal about

Oktoberfest....oh man I wish I was there right now.

[JohnKleeb]

8. I can legally drink in Germany

I dont know why I pretended to dislike them, I hate a lot of the stuff they've done in their history, but lets face it, they kick ass now.

[Huckebein the Raven]

9. I want to go because the German countryside

is beautiful. Also, I would like to drive on the autobahn once in my life.

[JohnKleeb]

10. you mean like the Bavarian Alps?

Ive seen pictures of Hitler's retreat there, the man was insane but he knew a retreat.

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. yeah that's what I mean.