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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 07:56 PM
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My cats have turned my house into a bordello
The female's in heat (yes, dammit I'll get her fixed. I need a day off).

The male cat is neutered (at least that's what the SPCA said).

Nevertheless....oh, how can I put this delicately....

Does it absolutely have to be every half hour, in every room of the house??
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PSU84 Donating Member (733 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 07:57 PM
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1. Hmmm....same thing my g/f says.....n/t
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 07:57 PM
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2. get that littlelady fixed ASAP!!!
maybe this weekend. That is a horrific noise they make.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 07:57 PM
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3. Ewwwwwww
kitty spooge :puke:
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 07:58 PM
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4. q-tips work in the mean time
if you have the stomach to do that to your kitty.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 08:01 PM
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5. OK - even I am curious
or do I want to know?? Never mind.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 08:43 PM
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7. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAARRRRRFFFFF!
YUCK! SICK. MY MIND IS SHATTERED
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 08:02 PM
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6. Have you never been young and in love?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 09:14 PM
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8. only every half hour?
wait til they REALLY start going for it...
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-04 11:59 PM
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9. Get a camcorder
Edited on Fri Oct-01-04 11:59 PM by fed2dneck
KITTY PORN!!! :evilgrin:
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 12:05 AM
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10. I remember those days.
No, not ME -- my cat, darn it! :)

I had a female stray I had taken in go into heat before I could get her to the vet to have her fixed. She got out one day and I was RIGHT behind her. When she reached the middle of the street, a male was already there and ... well, let's just say I still have 2 of the kittens from that litter. Cats are FAST.
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