Caption Time!

[Triana]

"If I tilt my head this way I bet I can stop that gust from blowing clean through my head."

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. "Weeelll, isn't that special....!"

[meti57b]

2. "damn, that hurt"

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

3. Oops! My brain just fell out through my ear!

ala Ren & Stimpy.

Wait a minute.... Stimpy... Chimpy... Hey!!

[Endangered Specie]

4. Ohhhh, BANANA!

[theorist]

5. "Wow! He'd really make a great president, huh, Dick?" n/t

[readmylips]

6. Where's my foking earpiece???

I'm losing to this smart guy...Karen, Condi, Shitboy Rove...where are you?

[Ganja Ninja]

7. "MAKE UP! We need a little more lipstick on the frat boy."

[johnnie]

8. "I'm orangier that he is...."

[Crankie Avalon]

9. "Lesseee, here...

...make-up, check.
Silly head tilt, check.
Prissy little look on my face, check.
Now all's I need is the white powdered wig I used to wear at Andover to make me look like a complete buffoon."

[underpants]

10. Uh-oh reception went out I'm on my own out here

:scared:

[texas1928]

11. That was good

Nearly blew coffe out of my nose but that was good.

[BringEmOn]

12. "It's hard to maintain equilibrium when you're wearin' an earpiece, cod

piece, and elevator shoes."

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Maybe if I said I had to be somewhere else, like I

forgot and then remembered . . . maybe a doctor's appointment or a cabinet meeting . . . Or . . . WAIT!!! I got it! . . . I'll pretend to faint and then come to later . . . in about 87 minutes."

[skip fox]

14. W. is "thinking": "Whiz bag. Nerd. Spooge sponge. Waste of space.

Not frat material . . . not one bit!"

[auburngrad82]

15. "Because I said so, that's why!"

[SiouxJ]

16. Golly, he's taller than I thought

they didn't make my lifts near high enough.