Will Bush* fart on stage and blame it on Kerry?

[jburton]

Just seems like something he would do.

[lancdem]

1. LOL

Actually, the pundits would probably say it's another example of how Bush connects with voters because he's an average guy.

[RoBear]

2. No, it's obviously Clinton's fault..

nt

[name not needed]

3. Nope. He'll shit himself and blame it on Clinton.

[DAGDA56]

4. The media will blame it on Kerry...I can just see Jim Lehrer asking...

..."OK, who cut one?" and W* saying "he did it!"

[Inland]

5. He'll say it smells good, and that Kerry plans to fart as well.

[stopbush]

6. Actually, I think Kerry should say, "Excuse me, Jim, but could you please

ask the president to stop farting? It's getting really rank up here. I'd ask him myself, but the rules prohibit me asking him any questions. If you want to see a thousand points of light, come up here and light a match...the methane is everywhere."

Then, when bush denies it, it'll look like he's lying!

[AlCzervik]

7. i keep hoping * will come down with the runs

maybe someone replaced his Lays chips with WOW with olestra ruffles.