Newest CNN-USA Today Gallup Poll Released 9/29 !!!!

[AIJ Alom]

HUMOR ALERT.

If the election were held today, whom would you vote for ? In a sampling of 700 registered voters (680 Republicans, 10 Democrats, and 10 Independents), the numbers are bad news for John Kerry. (In fact we encourage Democrats and Independents not to vote so our poll numbers can be more reflective of the election).

Whom would you vote for if the presidential election were held today ? (error 3%)
George W Bush 75%
John Kerry 23%
Ralph Nader 1%

[Raster]

1. The first thing we need to do after we defeat the dark side, is to...

...hold the media responsible for their complicity in the wholesale rape and plunder of our country and democracy. Had they done their job, we wouldn't have this miserable excuse for a human being inhabiting the people's house. They're all vermin and scatter in the light of day.

And don't get me started about roger ailes, PIGFUCKER extraordinaire. Hell has a special place for that piece of shit.

[napi21]

2. I've seen some funny polls, but this one's off the chart!

Because there are sooo many polls, and almost NONE of them agree, I've come to distrust them all. This one, however, is so far off from all the rest, I must assume it is meant to be a joke, right?

[Demit]

4. um, it was the "HUMOR ALERT" that kind of gave it away :)

[SoDesuKa]

3. Margin of Error

The margin of error is the same as the percentage of erroneous votes - either 75% or 76% depending on your point of view.

[DarthDem]

5. State-By-State Addendum

Gallup also polled Washington, D.C., focusing on Republican members of Congress and their dependents. The results:


* 99%
Nader 12%
Kerry (-2%)


I know the numbers don't seem to add up - - we'll check the internals.

[jmowreader]

6. This is the most encouraging poll yet!

Let's see...of 680 Republicans, 155 of them will vote for John Kerry. And three of the Independents will too.

If we can scale this out to the national electorate, assuming every Democrat votes for John Kerry and even 10 percent of the independents do, all those Republicans who have had enough of Bush's shit will swing the election our way easily.