Your Best Pickup-Lines That Work...

[arwalden]

... or not.

"Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

What pickup lines have worked for you? What are the ones that have worked ON you (that you'll admit to)?

I don't think I could have ever pulled it off. Some folks may be able to use dry and flat pick-up lines and get away with it... but if I were to try, I'd end up sounding like I was channeling "Austin Powers". Gauche and unimaginative.

Yeah, Baby, yeah!

[Birthmark]

1. Stolen from Douglas Adams

"Hey babe, is this guy boring you? Talk to me. I'm from another planet!" I'm one for one with that line.

As for what works on me...well, I'm a whore. A woman need trouble no more than say, "Hi." and I'm putty in her hands - briefly. Or at least that's how it was two decades ago. This marriage thing has really put a cramp in my style!

[Pert_UK]

13. Of course, you only had the one head and two arms then.......

:-)

P.

[newyawker99]

21. Congrats Birthmark!! 200 posts

:toast:

[MarianJack]

2. The GREATEST Line!

Hi!

This is the line I used on my wife on July 16, 1997. We were married on August 15, 1998. We just celebrated our 5th. I love her more & more every day, so I guess it worked! :hug:

[Birthmark]

4. Congratulations on your 5th anniversary.

I don't remember the first thing I said to my wife. Since I had just moved to Orlando and was working as a temp where she was the boss, it was probably something like, "Yes, ma'am." Been saying it ever since. :)

[MarianJack]

9. Me Too

I have the last 2 words in every discussion with my wife. "Yes, Honey". :loveya:

She has this annoying habit of always being right!

It sounds like we're both well trained husbands!

[MarianJack]

3. Ooops, Dupe!

Sorry, I hit the button twice by accident. :spank:

[trof]

5. "Are you rich?"

But that was really my response to HER pickup line:
"Will you marry me?
(signed) The Texan in Blue"
A note written in lipstick on a bar napkin hand delivered to my table at a Dixieland club in Oklahoma City circa 1964.
She was (rich).
Her note initiated a year long "relationship" that was interesting, to say the least.
Oh lordy, I DID cut a wide swath way back then.
:evilgrin:

[cspiguy]

6. M or F to F: May I kiss your navel?

... from the inside?

[arwalden]

7. Oh My God... Now *There's* A Vivid Image

LOL

[Kamika]

8. ok the only one that ever worked on me

This one is abit corny but its so cute :p

i think he said it like this "Hey girl, you look so sweet you're giving me diabetes"

:D

Err about me saying pick up lines to guys.. im way too unimaginative for that. Also id feel like an idiot. The only guy I ever approached I just called and said i liked him. like dead serious heh..


And it worked he said he liked me too and we went out on a date

[Wcross]

10. The Tennessee way

Get in tha truck (then you spit out some chew juice on the ground).

Haven't tried it yet, fraid its overdone around here!

[carolinayellowdog]

11. Chico Marx to Tallullah Bankhead

Overheard at some party

Chico: Lady, I wanna fk you
Tallulah: So you shall, my good man, so you shall

(something like this has worked for me)

[Pert_UK]

12. Best one ever used on me......

"Please come back to my place and shag me senseless" - used in a nightclub in Nottingham (UK) c1996.

Well, it would have been rude not to, eh?

:-)

I don't know.......I never use chat up lines but don't seem to have done too badly..I even had one girl walk up to me and proposition me while I was playing on the slot machine at a nightclub (what a boring fool I was) - she asked "Are you winning?" and I replied "Yes. Let me buy you a drink".

P.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

14. Oh Shit!

Maybe after I've had a few drinks, I'm way too embarrassed to cop to it right now. ;-)

DTH

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. I tell them one x is now a doctor, the other is now a lawyer

and would they like to be president?

[Bossy Monkey]

16. I'm kinda partial to "NICE SKULL!!!"

Oh, that work! Sorry, can't help you there. (Another favorite that I never had the nerve to use either is: "I had the most vivid wet dream about you last night!" Let me know if it works.)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Yeah that and "you have a reamable ass" really work on some people

[soleft]

17. I just came out

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[HEyHEY]

18. I have one

My buddy used to go up to girls with a friend...say me. And stop them and say, "Hey, haven't seen you in a while, do you know HEyHEY?" Then the girl would think, "How do I know this guy? I must if he is intorducing me to his friend." The to be polite and also out of curiousity they'd chat with you..and with my old roomy that meant game over.