Which pet would inform on you if the Nazis take over again?

[MikeG]

[donco6]

1. None. My pets are 100% loyal

They know not to bite the hand that feeds them. And feeds them. And feeds them . . .

[Dookus]

2. if the nazis had chicken

my cats would turn me in in a second.

[calico1]

6. Hahaha, I have one like that.

For a piece of steak, chicken or tuna she'd turn me in in a heartbeat!

[Guy Fawkes]

3. The stupid one(cat) (Shadow) wants me dead...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. my pets dont like men. nazis are predominantly men.

so no one would betray me.

[MikeG]

5. They'd use truth catnip.

[pscot]

7. Your parrot will give you up in a heartbeat

Once they start talking they spill everything they know. If you've ben saying unpleasant things about the dear leader, you're done for.

[flvegan]

8. Every animal in my house...

Was at one point at death's door. Ain't none of 'em giving me up. I pity the Nazi that comes to my door. I don't know who'd get him first, my very protective Great Dane or the Dogo Argentino I took from some folks that were real nasty to her. Either way, I have an army of 15 here right now...

[MikeG]

9. Vat kind of name is flvegan? Woof! Woof! Meow!

[flvegan]

10. My name and rank is all you'll get

It's flvegan, and I'm pretty rank.

[kixot]

11. A cat would turn on you in a heart beat.

All they would need to do mistake you for some canned tender vittles and you'll be sputtering "Why, Fluffy, why?" out of a Columbian necktie.

[MikeG]

12. Kick. Woof. Meow. Braaack.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. The dog...definitely. Then Jessie would go live happily ever after with

Dookus...who for some reason, she wouldn't rat out.

[maveric]

14. Cats are sneaky opportunists with no sense of loyalty.

They go to the highest bidder.

All cats are nazis!