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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:23 PM
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I Just Farted And Blamed It On God.
BAD GOD!!
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a_random_joel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:24 PM
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1. Should I nominate this for the home page?
Decisions, decisions...
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drumwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:26 PM
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2. But of course. That's what you should do.
After all, God and Jesus are all about farting, as well as burping and scratching yourself while watching college football and drinking beer and collecting guns and keeping the women, fags, and towelheads in their place. That's what the Republicans all tell me. I know all this, that's why I'm in the 700 Club right now.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:40 PM
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3. And Jesus ALWAYS helps Kurt Warner win.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:46 PM
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4. Your wife and dog know better.
You're not fooling them!
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 05:52 PM
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5. this must be why Voltaire said if there weren't a God it would be
Edited on Tue Sep-28-04 05:53 PM by mahayasmellbad
necessary to invent Him
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