I Just Farted And Blamed It On The Dog

[matcom]

BAD DOG!!!

[MikeG]

1. I'm reporting you to PETA, matcom.

You have borne false witness against your pooch.

[CO Liberal]

13. No - Report Him to the EPA!!!!

:-)

[nickgutierrez]

2. You aren't planning to sic your purple hippo on him, are you?

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[matcom]

3. not unless my hippo farts too!

in which case......

BAD DOG!!!

[kstewart33]

4. My husband does that all the time, even

when we are on vacation and the dog is thousands of miles away.

[Kadie]

6. LOL n/t

[whalerider55]

5. I just read this...

with my five and a half year old- he and i are laughing so hard we're in ears....

whalerider55

[matcom]

8. My goal is to ammuse 5 year olds EVERYWHERE

how does he like my buttcrack? :7

[Kadie]

7. My husband always says...

Somebody just stepped on a duck.

[dogtag]

9. My dog farts and blames it on me! (n/t)

[drumwolf]

10. So that's why that blue hippo is waving his arm so frantically?

To fan away the smell?

I knew that ass-smiley was bound to let it rip sometime, what with all that walking he does.

[marzipanni]

11. I didn't think people eat dog in this country...

Or was it a hot dog?

[MsConduct]

12. My dad always did that...

even when the dog was nowhere around! LOL

[flvegan]

14. As your dog's attorney

On behalf of my client, we'll be seeking an injunction to keep this slanderous behavior from happening again. Then we'll seek damages. You're now not allowed to talk to my client, you must talk to me.

BTW, we'll be issuing subpoenas to all your friends, family...former lovers...and inquiring as to their witnessing your flatulous defamatory behaviour in the past.

You're gonna pay, and pay dearly! Or we can settle...

[miss_kitty]

15. SO how does it feel to be the first guy ever

to blame a heinous noxious smell on an innocent canine?

On Edit: my dog spelled 'canine' incorrectly.

[MikeG]

16. Farts must smell ten times as strong to a dog.

And then he gets effing blamed for it.