Which derivative DU name should I adopt?

[Beware the Beast Man]

[Wat_Tyler]

1. Liv_Tyler.

You know you want to.

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. How about Mike Watt?

[eyesroll]

28. How about Mike Hunt?

Do you like Mike Hunt?

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. My God, I can't even dignify that with a response.

:wow:

[eyesroll]

36. Mike Hunt is sad. I think you've hurt Mike Hunt.

That's OK. Mike Hunt won't cry. Mike Hunt only cries when happy.

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. My wife is on this board, and she won't let me hang around Mike.

She does let me hang out with his brother, Hercules Hunt. We call him Herc for short.

[eyesroll]

40. Ah. OK. I understand. Hercules Hunt for you, it is.

I guess I'll have to go peddle Mike Hunt to someone else.

[Beware the Beast Man]

42. Yeah,

I'm only allowed to associate with Herc Hunt.

[eyesroll]

2. Hm....is "toescurl" a (delightful, BTW) porning up of my name, or

someone else's? ;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. That's all you.

I think the image goes well with the whole "eyesroll" thing :evilgrin:

PS I just assumed your DU name was a take on the whole "Let's Roll" craze a few years back.

[eyesroll]

6. Only slightly -- it did cross my mind, but

it's more of a reflection of my generally annoyed facial expression.

But....yes, eyes can roll and toes can curl for the same reason, too...:evilgrin:

[Wat_Tyler]

9. Angry chicks are hot!

Are you short? Angry short chicks are hot.

[eyesroll]

13. 5'2", goddammit.

:grr:

[Wat_Tyler]

14. Oh, my.

:o

[eyesroll]

16. Don't you want me, baby?

Don't you want me...oh oh oh oh...


:argh:

[Wat_Tyler]

21. You do it to yourself, Stacie.

You do, and that's why it really hurts. You do it to yourseeeelllllllfffffff!

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

:argh:

[eyesroll]

25. I hurt myself today to see if I still feel...

But the problem is, when I focus on the pain....

That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it!

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. Damn you.

This calls for desperate measures:

You are a singing hyena.
You can really rock Saddam Hussein's ass.
ALANIS MORRISSETTE!!
ALANIS MORRISSETTE!!
ALANIS MORRISSETTE!!
ALANIS MORRISSETTE!!

Rock over London, Rock over Chicago,
Taco Bell, make a run for the border.

[eyesroll]

30. Hear anything by the Pet Shop Boys?

Maybe they can sell you a HAMSTER.

Failing that...
What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this?

[Wat_Tyler]

33. I CRY VENGEANCE!!!!!

Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come On
I'm talking to you
Come on
(repeat)

In violent times
You shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white
They really really ought to know
Those one track minds
That took you for a working boy
Kiss them goodbye
You shouldn't have to jump for joy
You shouldn't have to jump for joy

CHORUS

They gave you life
And in return you gave them hell
As cold as ice
I hope we live to tell the tale
I hope we live to tell the tale

CHORUS(x2)

And when you've taken down your guard
If I could change your mind
I'd really love to break your heart
I'd really love to break your heart

[eyesroll]

34. Oh, don't go breaking my heart...

:P

[Wat_Tyler]

41. You’re so hot, teasing me

So you’re blue but I can’t take a chance on a chick like you
That’s something I couldn’t do
There’s that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you’re only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it’s funny
Does your mother know that you’re out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you’re out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That’s no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I’m not the one
Now you’re so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
But girl you’re only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it’s funny
Does your mother know that you’re out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you’re out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That’s no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it’s funny
Does your mother know that you’re out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you’re out?

[eyesroll]

43. We can dance if you want to.

(Game. Set. Match.)

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Dance!
We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance
Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance <6x>
Is it safe to dance

[Wat_Tyler]

44. AND OUT COME THE BIG GUNS.

Flash - ah - saviour of the universe
Flash - ah - he’ll save ev’ry one of us
Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
What’s happening flash?
Only dr hans zarkov formerly at n a s a
Has provided any explanation
Flash - ah - he’s a miracle
This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse
Is no cause for alarm
Flash - ah - king of the impossible
He’s for ev’ry one of us
Stand for ev’ry one of us
He’ll save with a mighty hand
Ev’ry man ev’ry woman ev’ry child
With a mighty flash
General kaka flash gordon approaching
What do you mean flash gordon approaching?
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket ajax to bring back his body

Flash - ah
Gordon’s alive
Flash - ah - he’ll save ev’ry one of us
Just a man with a man’s courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh
Flash flash I love you
But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth

[eyesroll]

45. Oooh....worm me, baby. Worm me! I want you to worm me!

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
IÕd love you to love me.
IÕm begginÕ you to beg me.
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
IÕd love you to love me.
IÕll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
IÕll get home early from work if you say that you love me.
DidnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
Oh, didnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
FeelinÕ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyinÕ.
Oh, didnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
IÕd love you to love me.
IÕm begginÕ you to beg me.
IÕll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
IÕll get home early from work if you say that you love me.
DidnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
Oh, didnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
FeelinÕ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyinÕ.
Oh, didnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
FeelinÕ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyinÕ.
Oh, didnÕt i, didnÕt i, didnÕt I see you cryinÕ?
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
IÕd love you to love me.
IÕm begginÕ you to beg me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.
I want you to want me.

[Wat_Tyler]

47. So....

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
he's so nervous avoiding all the questions.
His lips are dry her heart is gently pounding
don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so.
Tell me so, baby.

He's acting shy looking for an answer,
Come on honey, let's spend the night together,
Now hold on a minute before we go much further,
Give me a dime so I can 'phone my mother,
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment,
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on honey tell me so.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know.

His heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last he's got his girl home
relax baby now we are alone
Oh

They wake at dawn 'cos all the birds are singing,
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking.
Outside it's cold misty and it's raining,
They got each other neither one's complaining,
He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee,
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so.
Oh... Sugar

If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know.
If you really, really, really, really need me
just let me know
just reach out and touch me, mmm
If you really want me
just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
if you, if you, if you really need me
just come on and tell me so

[eyesroll]

50. The perfect response would be Liz Phair's "Flower," but since

that's not nearly earwormy and quite explicit...so....

Come inside take off your coat I'll make you feel at home
Now let's pour a glass of wine cuz now we're all alone
I've been waiting for you girl just let me hold you close to me
Cuz I've been dying for you girl to make love to me
Girl you make me feel real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do
I wanna sex you
All night
You make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up
Let me take off all your clothes
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows
Let me light a candle
So we can make it better
Makin love until we drown
Girl you know it feels real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do
I wanna sex you up
Makin' love until we drown
I wanna sex you up
All I wanna do is
I wanna sex you up
All night
Girl you make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up
Make sweet lovin all night long
I wanna sex you up
Feels so right it can't be wrong
Don't be shy girl rescue me
I wanna sex you up
Open up your heart and I'll set you free

[Wat_Tyler]

51. And on a totally different tip....

When I was a young boy
I wanted to sail around the world
That's the life for me, living on the sea
Spirit of a sailor, circumnavigates the globe
The lust of a pioneer, will acknowledge
No frontier
I remember you by, thunderclap in the sky
Lightning flash, tempers flare,
'round the horn if you dare
I just spent six months in a leaky boat
Lucky just to keep afloat

Aotearoa, rugged individual
Glisten like a pearl
At the bottom of the world
The tyranny of distance
Didn't stop the cavalier
So why should it stop me
I'll conquer and stay free
Ah c'mon all you lads
Let's forget and forgive
There's a world to explore
Tales to tell back on shore
I just spent six months in a leaky boat
Six months in a leaky boat

Ship-wrecked love can be cruel
Don't be fooled by her kind
There's a wind in my sails
Will protect and prevail
I just spent six months in a leaky boat
Nothing to it leaky boat.

[eyesroll]

52. Well....ever since *I* was a young boy...

I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

[Wat_Tyler]

53. I concede. You are godlike in your earwormery.

[eyesroll]

54. A well-played match, kind sir.

Kind of like chess. I do know a song about chess, but I will refrain from posting it...as the queens we use would not excite you.

[sui generis]

3. BewareTheManBitch

eh, a mite standoffish, even for me. BewareTheBugEatingManBitch.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. I like the sound of it.

[Lavender Brown]

7. Bertha Vebeastchild

[TexasBushwhacker]

8. I like RandomKoolWhip

It sounds like something from a Band Name Generator:

http://www.blamepro.com/bang.htm

[pagerbear]

10. Woo-hoo! I was named in a poll!

Today I am a man!

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. You have a very unique username.

Very versatile, too. You are truly blessed. :crazy:

[pagerbear]

12. Yeah, I'm versatile!

[Kahuna]

18. I'm the one vote for "cellphonebear." It's got a nice..

ring to it... Get it??? :P

[redqueen]

15. Voted for JCChasezyaddayaddayadda

but I like toescurl a lot. :evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

19. I like it when my toes curl and my eyes roll...

:D

[redqueen]

24. mmmmm

Me too!

:7

[ret5hd]

17. what about Beware the Breast Man?

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. No sex threads

Besides, I'm a leg man myself (Original Recipe).

[Philostopher]

22. Actually, I rather like "Other"

suppose it's already taken?

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Wow. No, "other" is still available.

He could get every poll locked as a popularity contest! :D

[asthmaticeog]

29. Linus Priyanka

Egad
tom_pain
ZombyWolf
JabJib
jpgrey
prolesuntied
asthmaticego

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. We have a winner!

[asthmaticeog]

35. Cool!

What do I win?

[Beware the Beast Man]

37. My respect.

Which is worth more than money :eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

39. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Er, excuse me, I have to go change my shorts...

[Wat_Tyler]

46. Asthmaticdog.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

48. Beware the Weiner Man?

:shrug:

[underpants]

49. Idontgiveadamnwhoalhedgesis

but then who hasn't said that :shrug: