Worst song with sexual innuendo.

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Why not?


Wango Tango

Ted Nugent

"All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango
1-2-3-4
Come on boys
Time to Wango

My baby she like to rock
My baby she like to roll
My baby she can dance all night
My baby got no control
She do the Wango Tango

My baby she can scream and shout
My baby she can move it out
My baby she can take a chance
My baby got a brand new dance

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
It's a Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)
Baby!

My baby like to rock
My baby like to roll
My baby like to dance all night
She got no control
She do...

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby
You look like you're made for me honey
If you wanna take a little chance
I'm gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
Well, it's a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death

Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Wango
Tango Tango
Wango Wango Wango Wango
Tango Tango Tango Tango"

[sundog]

1. Anything by Britney

[gmoney]

2. You win. (Wango Tango)

I'm not sure if that can be called "innuendo" though. Subtle as a flying mallet. (...or flying mullet)

[carpetbagger]

3. But Nugent doesn't have Big Balls

on any of his albums, but AC/DC does, and that's the uber-song of blatent innuendo...

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire...


Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night...


And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

[carpetbagger]

4. oops. I posted a pair of Big Balls...

lyrics. sorry.

Not only that, but I mixed up my best and worst posts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Rod Stewart's "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy" song

Not sure what the actual title is.

hate that song.

let's also include that assinine and musicology bankrupt "I'm too sexy for my shirt".

[JimmyJazz]

16. and "Tonight's the Night" - not even a bit subtle n/t

[tuvor]

24. What?...

Are you saying there's something dirty about "spread your wings and let me come inside"?

If you are, I'm missin' it, you perv.

[JimmyJazz]

27. I'm just saying that it's about as subtle as a brick wall

BTW: I'm not a perv, I'm a stoned slacker.

:7

[Digit]

17. Brings back memories of co-worker singing it while picking her nose

She was ugly as sin and it was a govt job.
Bad, bad, BAD memories.

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Man, sorry I had to bring those memories back for you

Yuck!

[chatterboy]

6. The Leo Sayer ode to ...

self-love springs to mind: "When I Need You."

It's cold out
but hold out
and do like I do.

When I need love
I hold out my hand and I touch love
I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and day ...

[Lautremont]

7. "Slide it In"

by Whitesnake

[demgrrrll]

18. What was that song by Ray Manzarek? when he was with Hot Tuna?

Damn can't remember the name.

[ropi]

8. Beck-- Debra

this is the BEST and the WORST

i met you
at JC Penney
i think your nametag
said "Jenny"
i coldstep to you
with a fresh pack of gum
somehow i knew
you were lookin' for some
like a fruit that's ripe for a pickin'
i wanna do you like that Zankou Chicken
'cos only you've got a thing
that i just got to get with
i just got to get with you
and you know what we're gonna do

i wanna get with you
and your sister
i think her name's Debra

i wanna get with you
and your sister
i think her name's Debra

i pick you up late at night after work
i said "lady, step inside my Hyundai"
i'm gonna take you up to Glendale
gonna take you for a real good meal
cos when our eyes did meet
girl you know i was packin' heat
ain't no use in wastin' no time gettin' to know each other
cos only you got a thing
that i just got to get with

i wanna get with you
and your sister
i think her name's Debra

i wanna get with you
and your sister
i think her name's Debra

lovely lady
girl you drive me crazy

[JimmyJazz]

9. " Afternoon Delight" - starland vocal band:

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

[skygazer]

11. Just what I was going to say

Truly one of the most awful songs ever recorded.

[JimmyJazz]

14. It's that "great minds" thing! n/t

[Archae]

10. These two:

"Dirty Little Mind" by Jackyl
"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit

(snrrrk)

[JimmyJazz]

12. "I touch myself" - the Divinyls

"Lover's Rock" - the Clash

Yeh, you must treat your lover girl right
If you wanna make lover's rock
You must know a place you can kiss to make lovers rock
'Cause everybody knows it's a crying shame
But nobody knows the poor babie's name
When she forgot that thing that she had to swallow

You Western man, you're free with your seed
When you make lovers rock
But woops! there goes the strength that you need
To make real cool lovers rock
'Cause a genuine lover takes off his clothes
And he can make a lover in a thousand go's
An' she don't need that thing that she had to swallow

[Tom Kitten]

13. "Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage"

by Killer Pussy...It was sort of a college radio "hit" in the 80s and appears on one of the Rhino records "Worst songs of All time" comps...When I was a dj I used to get requests all the time for it and I really felt like destroying that record!
I did a google search for the lyrics...couldn't find them but ewwwww...:scared:

All i remember is the closing line..."This job stinks!"

[Kat45]

25. Wow! I can't believe someone else knows that song!

It doesn't ring a bell with anyone I've mentioned it to, and I really doubt that it is easily forgettable. I was starting to wonder if I was imagining things. LOL The band was "Killer Pussy"? Thanks for the info; I don't even remember if I knew who did it at the time, and even if I did, I certainly wouldn't have remembered it.

Whoa! That was weird--I just had deja vu while I was typing that last sentence.

[blondeatlast]

35. I know it too; I worked for years with Lucy LaMode!

We were window dressers at a department store here in Phoenix.

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/2002-07-11/speakeasy.html

[no_hypocrisy]

15. "Love to love you, Baby" by Donna Summer

[demgrrrll]

19. Detachable Penis. That was a good one. Not very subtle. eom.

[CO Liberal]

20. "Squeeze Box" by The Who

Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home he never gets no rest
Cause she's playin' all night
And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
Cause she's playin' all night
And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playin' all night
And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes squeeze me
Come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you

Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
Cause she's playin' all night
And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

[tuvor]

21. Not really innuendo

but Duran Duran's "Save a Prayer" always makes me roll my eyes when they get to:

Some people call it a one-night stand
But we could call it paradise

Yeah, whatever you say, Simon. Puh-leez.

Other than that, Rio's still a great album!

[TNDemo]

22. If It Don't Fit, Don't Force It

Just relax and let it go - Just cause that's how you want it doesn't mean it must be so.

I had a friend dare me to play that at my reception.

[Johnny 99]

26. "Lick It Up" - KISS

In fact, every song by KISS fits this category. They all suck.

[arwalden]

28. Squeeze Box... or Sugar Walls

[davsand]

29. Removed on edit.

I had a Mojo Nixon song posted here--I thought it was the thread about GOOD songs about sex.

Ooops!


Laura

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

30. the juicy fruit gum jingle

take a sniff 
pull it out 
the taste is gonna move you 
when you pop it in your mouth 


juicy fruit is gonna move ya 
it's got the taste 
that gets right to ya 
juicy fruit is gonna move ya 

[JimmyJazz]

31. YOU WIN !!!! n/t

[fudge stripe cookays]

32. No "Cherry Pie" by Warrant yet?

Unarguably the worst.

[moez]

33. Undercover Angel....

[Phillycat]

34. Oh for heaven's sake. Big Ten Inch (record) by Aerosmith

of course.

Got me the strangest woman
Believe itthis chick’s no cinch
When I wanna get her goin’
Then I whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
Now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I’ll cover her with kisses
And when we’re in a lover’s clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don’t go smokin’
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don’t go for nothin’
’cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

[MrSandman]

36. Beat me to it...obvious...nt