A solution for ending all crime and war

[newscaster]

With controls on assault weapons gone, murders basically continuing unabated, the NRA still has its voice and a stupid war continuing...there is a definite need for a solution.

I have it.

Lets have a law that mandates that like hunters say, you MUST EAT WHAT YOU KILL. If you kill a deer or a whale, or a grizzly. If you knock off a shopkeeper, your wife or mother-in-law or the pimply kid who has been doing your daughter, you must eat them afterward. No exceptions. Try to imagine the picnic in Baghdad. Think of the comments coming from Crips or Bloods in the drug trade.

The murder rate would drop like a rock and war would become a thing of the past.

And Emirel LeGassi the TV chef, would be President.

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

1. Hehehe...

:)

[ET Awful]

2. LOL . . . BAM!

Emeril for president :)

Not only could he enforce the eat what you kill law, but he could offer recipes :)