Most disgusting lunch a co-worker can choose to eat at his/her desk

[Lavender Brown]

[Dookus]

1. ugh

burnt popcorn.


At least twice a week at every job I've had, some dumbfuck would put a bag of microwave popcorn in, turn it on, and walk away. I wanted to strangle those idiots. The smoke alarm is NOT the signal that your popcorn is done.

[ronnykmarshall]

17. My ex almost ruined the microwave one time.

I was at work (working swing shift) and he wanted some popcorn. Well, he though that maybe instead of READING the instructions OR pressing the button on the oven that said POPCORN he's make sure it was good and done and set it for FIVE minutes.

Thank god he was cute and great in bed.

[King Coal]

2. Sardines and chicken liver

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. whoisalhedges

[jeff30997]

4. Something else that smells funky.

An old used pair of shorts.:)

[ThomCat]

5. Anything I have to hear them chew!

ICK!

Eat with your damned mouth closed!

[bobbobbins]

6. the people here at my office

are mostly indian, and i personally think indian food heated in a microwave smells like steaming ass.

[wickywom]

7. chittlings

[demnan]

8. Brocholli (overcooked)

I had a friend who used to eat overcooked brocholli every day for lunch that she cooked in her office. It would smell up the entire floor. Then she mixed it with couscous.

I love brocholli, but I don't overcook it.

[wtmusic]

9. Post Alpha-Bits by the handful, from the box

leaving them strewn on the carpet. Meh.

[underpants]

10. Voted Popcrn ( HATE that) but I would say FISH

Stinky!

[pagerbear]

13. We're not allowed to cook popcorn in our microwaves.

Don't ask me why.

[cmf]

11. Someone here had liver and onions one day

at least that's what it smelled like. :puke:

Reheated fish is foul as well.

[LisaM]

12. Fish/seafood....

I'm allergic to seafood and I can't stand it.

Also, we have someone who eats fake bacon every morning. It smells awful.

[Parche]

14. lunch

When they slurp,crunch and munch and you can hear it
its disgusting

[calico1]

15. Nothing worse than fish.

I don't mean canned tuna, but the kind they have to reheat in the microwave. It stinks up the whole office area then the stink goes wherever the person goes! I like fish but never bring it to work. It should be banned from the workplace!

[Screaming Lord Bob]

16. hard- fucking boiled eggs.

Makes me wretch
:puke:

[BlueHandDuo]

29. Slightly more disgusting...

...egg salad on pumpernickle.

[pnb]

18. Canned corn beef hash

out of the microwave. Unfortunately, I'm the one guilty of this...makes a nice breakfast but does make the entire office smell like dog food.

[Skittles]

19. canned chicken

smells like f***ing tuna :puke:

[kckc]

20. for some reason

men around here like to eat fish out of a can at break. Not tuna, but sardines, salmon or pickled herring. :puke:

[quisp]

21. tacos over the keyboard...

I'm a help desk tech and people always call and say "my 'r' doens't work." Then I have to go and clean out the keyboard, and give the lecture NOT to eat over the keyboard

[Phillycat]

22. Fried egg sandwiches.

They smell so horrible and they permeate the whole room.

[Surf Cowboy]

23. Haggis.

[BiggJawn]

24. Fish in the Nuker...How GROSS!

Happens around here sometimes. I almost wish for someone to burn their popcorn to kill the reek....

[blindpig]

25. last night's steamed crabs

particularly if he/she has a beard.

[MrScorpio]

26. Kimchi

Korean fermented cabbage

You'd know it if you smelled it.

[Southpaw Bookworm]

31. Beat me to it

Anything that's put in a hole in the ground to rot for a few months can't be smelling pretty.

I work at a college with a fair number of Korean students, many who bring lunch from home. After trying to eat a piece of lemon chiffon cake while the smell of kimchi was drifting over from the next table, I've learned to be really careful about where I sit in the cafeteria.

[skygazer]

27. Miracle Whip sandwiches

eaten with an open mouth. Used to have a co-worker who would eat these disgusting things. Mouth open, loud chewing and mashing noises, the sickly scent of Miracle Whip perfuming the air.

Well, so much for my appetite!

[HEyHEY]

28. Baby Seals

[bif]

30. Fried head cheese sandwiches

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