SHARK! Massachusetts SHARK!

[underpants]

A 15-foot great white shark swims in shallow waters off Cape Cod near Falmouth, Mass., Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004. Researchers put a satellite tracking device on the shark Thursday, the first time a great white has been tagged that way in the Atlantic. The shark was first spotted Tuesday, and officials hope it can return to open water on its own. Otherwise, researchers may try to drive it there, said Gregory Skomal, a shark specialist with the state's marine fisheries division. (AP Photo/Mass Division ofMarine Fisheries, John Chisholm)

[Richardo]

1. "Y'all know me....

Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. "

[underpants]

5. Farewell and adieu to ye sweet Spanish ladies......

Awesome!

[Richardo]

6. Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

:toast:

[bleedingheart]

2. perhaps it is Bar Bush taking a swim off of Kennebunkport

hahahaha...

[demnan]

4. Good one!

wish I'd thought of that!

[demnan]

3. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-doodle-de-du!

n/t

[asjr]

7. It will be trapped and sent to Shrub for a pet.

[KurtNYC]

8. Alright, where that shark? Help is on the way!