man killed while having sex at the wheel (in 'head-on' crash) (yahoo)

[Endangered Specie]

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ST-JOACHIM, Que. (CP) - A 25-year-old man was killed and his partner was seriously injured Friday in a head-on crash that police said took place while the driver was having sex behind the wheel.

Another car veered into the couple's path in this town 25 kilometres northeast of Quebec City, shattering both vehicles and trapping the occupants.

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Provincial police said anyone found to have been having sex at the wheel prior to an accident could face criminal charges ranging from gross indecency to negligence.

Emergency workers used heavy tools to extract the injured victims from their cars.

Provincial police said the 37-year-old driver whose car left its lane was either distracted or fell asleep at the wheel.

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1835&e=10&u=/cpress/car_sex_death

[ironflange]

1. That's the odd part

It was the other guy's fault!

[skygazer]

2. What are the odds?

One guy's getting laid, the other one's asleep!

The world is a strange old place...........

[Heyo]

3. Darwin award...

.. even though it was the other guy's fault. Maybe if the guy was paying attention he could've avoided the driver who swerved into his lane.

Heyo

[aquart]

6. Absolutely. Too stupid to live.

[name not needed]

4. At least he didn't feel the on impact bite.

Ouch.

[ironflange]

5. Wait a minute!

How did the girl survive while he was killed? Wouldn't the airbag squash her? Maybe it was an old car. Then, why didn't the steering column skewer her? Oh, wait, OK, must have been that "impeachable" type of sex.

:evilgrin:

Never mind.

[smirkymonkey]

8. Who said it was a girl?

:evilgrin:

[ironflange]

9. Take previous post

Substitute "partner" for "girl," "he/she" for "she" and "him/her" for "her."

There, all fixed up nice. :)

edit: oops, no "she," please disregard.

[Spinzonner]

7. Children, remember to practice Safe Sex

and that this is one thing you should do At Home