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maha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 07:49 PM Original message |
How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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markbark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
1. depends on how many you can fit in a lightbulb (N/T) |
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HawkerHurricane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
2. Only one |
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buckfush2 (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 07:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. one to climb the ladder |
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trumad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 07:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. One |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. 150,000 and 9 |
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AWD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
6. 952 |
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Dirk39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:43 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. 953: One has to buy me a new office chair now... |
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abgdinstr (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
7. None |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. Not candles, OIL lamps |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. As many as it takes to screw America. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
9. Here's your punchline |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:47 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Actually I just thought of a better one |
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SaveABug (289 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
10. two |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
12. Two, of course |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:09 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. They don't screw lightbulbs... |
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Pert_UK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
14. None - it would be treasonous to suggest the bulb isn't working just fine. |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
16. None, they hire the poor for menial work and claim a charitable deduction |
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jburton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
17. None... |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-08-03 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
19. 27 . . . |
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