Please, help me to adopt these poor Romanian twins....

[mopaul]

all contributions would be greatly appreciated. send to the mo paul home for wayward romainian twins, kansas city, mo. large denominations please, no checks.

[mark414]

1. can "uncle mark" visit?

if so, a check is on its way

[mopaul]

3. ......sure......

but wait til that check clears. leave the amount blank.

[Maddy McCall]

5. LOVE your gif!

You are the funniest artist on DU. Great stuff. :-)

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. seconded

The look on his face is priceless

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Your selfless nobility...

is an inspiration to us all. The sacrifices you make mark you as a true Bhoddisattva. ;-)

[punpirate]

4. Look like very high...

... maintenance to me, Mo... better ask for government assistance. Tell `em you voted for Bush and think Ken Lay's getting a raw deal, and it should be okay.

If that doesn't work, tell `em they're needed in the U.S.--they're consultants on faith-based initiatives.

[polmaven]

6. Tsk, tsk...

So malnourished! (sigh!) How bravely they are smiling through their suffering.

[Spinzonner]

7. They seem to be able to afford hair coloring

there does appear to be some need for support, however ...

[LostInAnomie]

8. Conjoined twins connected at the breast, how sad.

You are a saint for all you work on bringing them here for help.

[matcom]

10. the one on their left has a small mole on her breast

that is a flaw. sorry.