Someone just pitched a 20 foot tent in my backyard.......

[XNASA]

Impressive. No?

[MallRat]

1. Yikes. They must be awfully excited.

:spank: :-)

[XNASA]

3. Can't say. I didn't get to meet him.

He had come and gone by the time I had returned from the market. ;)

[MallRat]

7. Yikes.

He pitched a 20-foot tent, and he came before you had returned?

Hope you have a mop and a bucket.

-MR

P.S. Yes, I am getting in touch with my inner 10-year-old today.

[Raster]

5. send him my direction, please.

[XNASA]

8. There were three of them actually.

That's what I've heard. But they've left.

[sui generis]

2. someone just pitched a loaf in my back yard

I think it was the dog or a very very large squirrel

[XNASA]

4. I think you mean "pinched".

Good thing it wasn't a horse.

[tigereye]

11. and the reason is?

wedding, picnic, party... or is this just another adsurdist commentary? ;)

[T Bone]

15. No, someone left a Black Mallard in your backyard

but it wasn't me.

[johnnie]

6. Guess that's better than..

....pitching a 90mph knuckleball at the back of your head.

[tsakshaug]

9. 90 MPH KNUCKLEBALL?

That would be unhittable.
un catchable too

[johnnie]

10. It would also hurt the back of your head....

[zbdent]

12. Ball or strike?

?

[HEyHEY]

13. Circus?

[Susang]

14. Depends on who is doing the pitching?

Hope the tent's sturdy. ;-)