Now, on the light side of your bumper....

[whistle]

...a PA friend emailed these bumper sticker messages to me this morning and for a few delightful minutes I forgot all about "poli-ticks", so I thought I would share them with fellow DUers:

1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF
YOU'RE A TREE

3. DAMN RIGHT I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN
FLASHES.

4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.

5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

6 LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.

7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

8. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?

9. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

10. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE

11. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

12. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

13. KEEP STARING. I MAY DO A TRICK.

14. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS THE PETS WERE ALLERGIC.

15. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

16. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT
FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

17. DOGS AND CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED
FURNITURE

18. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE
PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO
TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

19. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH

20. BUCKLE UP. MAKES IT HARDER FOR ALIENS TO SNATCH
YOU FROM YOUR CAR

[MissMarple]

1. LOL. What a pleasant way to start the day!

[Krupskaya]

2. One of my very favorites:

COME THE RAPTURE, WE'LL HAVE THE EARTH TO OURSELVES!

[JimmyJazz]

3. Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?...

but my all time favorite is:




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