Light bulb jokes!

[Nimrod]

You know you love 'em. Post em!


How many cowboys does it take to change a lightbulb?

--One to change the bulb and three to sing about the old one.


How many Pentium chips does it take?

--Exactly 1.98567234622145 but 2 is close enough.


How many surrealists?

--Fish.


How many frogs?

--One frog and 12 lightbulbs (they have slippery hands).


How many Republicans?

--One to change the bulb, and all the others to blame the broken one on Clinton.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

--So cold....so cold......


Here's one my wife loves to tell:

Q: "How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

A: "That's not funny, goddamnit."

See, the joke here is...oh, forget it. Either you get it or you don't.

[tarkus]

2. Jokes for musicians...

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the light bulb and two to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it.

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1. They put the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around them.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

[jpgray]

11. What do you call a drummer whose girlfriend broke up with him?

Homeless.

[tjwash]

4. How do you stop a republican from drowning?

Take your foot off his neck.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Along those lines:

Q: If you see Ann Coulter up to her neck in quicksand, what do you need?
A: More quicksand.

[Aristus]

5. Two classics:

How many homosexuals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change it and the other four to say "Fabulous!"

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

:-):hippie::smoke: B-)

[pagerbear]

6. How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four--
one to do it,
one to pull the chair out from underneath her, and
two to stand around the corner and talk about how they could have done it better themselves.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

8. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Californians only screw in hot tubs.

How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
--That depends on whether it has insurance.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

9. How many Christian Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, but it takes at least three to sit and pray for the old one to come back on.

[Endangered Specie]

10. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but damned if I know how they got in there.

:evilgrin: