Did I hear right? They are deporting McLean Stevenson?

[underpants]

[Lindacooks]

1. He's dead

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. No, you shit-for-brains

It was Samantha Stevens

[GOPisEvil]

3. I thought it was Darrin Stevens. But which one?

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

4. I heard they were deporting all Islamic cats.

:shrug:

[Bluebear]

5. Ashcroft is deporting all cats

Only calico cats are Satanic according to him but he is not taking any chances.

[StClone]

6. Gomer Pyle aka Jim Nabors

Shouldn't he be somewhere

[CarolynEC]

7. You're all wrong! They're deporting Yousef...

... along with his amazing technicolor dreamcoat.



Sheesh, try to get your facts straight, would you?

[underpants]

8. YOU get the facts righ yousef!

"yourself"

:bounce:

[CarolynEC]

9. Who you callin' Yousef?

You talkin' ta me?



:D

[underpants]

10. Yeah I'm talking you and you bad sef

:bounce:

[blondeatlast]

15. And, by extension, Donny Osmond. nt

[linazelle]

11. Well I guess it's Evens Stevens now.

As goes Cat Stevens so goes the terra threat. :eyes:

[LynneSin]

12. His helecopter was shot down over Korea

weren't you paying attention in the OR

:crazy:

[underpants]

13. Actually I was

"RADAR get a mask on!"

That's why I know that it wasn't his "helecopter" (whatever THAT is) by his PLANE over the SEA OF JAPAN.

:grr: messing with ME on MASH tirvia HA! :hi:

[Ripley]

14. You silly, a helecopter is

similar to a helicopter but it's FEMALE DAGNABIT!

:hi: LynneSin

[MrScorpio]

16. Just leave Tabitha Stevens out of this

She has a porn career to maintain