Did you guys know cows are real?

[Dookus]

I thought they were fake, like woodchucks or something... prolly cuz of that rhyme where one jumps over the moon.

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I thought cows were a myth produced by vegetarians

created to scare people towards their fascist agenda. :shrug:

[LisaLynne]

5. Shoot!

You're on to us ... That's it. You're going on "The List". Don't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow with a big block of tofu in your bed!

[skypilot]

3. Of course they're real.

Here's one:

[pagerbear]

8. Hey now!

Not very nice, no matter what you think of her personally.

[skypilot]

9. That is what I think of her personally.

*

[Dookus]

10. true

that's not nice to cows. There's another "C" word that's more appropriate for Babs.

[MsFlorida]

4. how else would you go cow-tipping

if they werent real. I understand that is a favorite for the bushinsky crowd

[redqueen]

6. Oh holy crap

Now my face hurts again!

[skooooo]

7. No they're not!!

Quit spreading your lies!

[librechik]

11. when he was 3 my grandson asked what hamburgers are made from

I had to tell him that they kill cows and grind up the meat for his hamburger.

He was so shocked he almost cried. "But I YUV cows!" he wailed.

"don't ever ask me where hot dogs come from, " I said...

I am a mean grandma!

[miss_kitty]

12. here's one of my most fave cow headline i ever posted

http://www.hypocrites.com/article17849.html

Hungry World Must Eat Less Meat; Cows say it’s Still Too Early to Heave ‘Sigh of Relief’

[dolo amber]

13. Oh, that's IT

You have one kidney!! So there! :P

[Swede]

14. Next you'll say bacon,ham and pork chops come from some "magical" animal

That's a Homerism by the by.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. Do you like to eat them?

I do. Mmmmmmm.