Best joke of the day!

[napi21]

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, D.C.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well, I eat Republicans "said the big 'gator, "what you been eatin', boy?"

"Republicans, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at t'other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How you be catchin' 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh*t out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your pro'lem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the sh*t out of a Republican, there ain't nothin' left but an a**hole and a briefcase."