Jon Stewart just said the funniest thing I have ever heard on TV.

[speedoo]

Talking with Gwyneth Paltrow about their kids: "Not right now, but maybe sometime int the future.... my son could bang your daughter."

[slinkerwink]

1. ha, now I've got to see the repeat!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. nice

:thumbsup:

[ironflange]

3. Bang. . .Apple. . .

There's got to be a joke in there somewere. . .

[FloridaPat]

4. What kind of shows do you watch that makes that quote the

funniest thing you've ever heard on TV?

[shadu]

5. I find that disappointing, if he actually said it

thought he had more class than that

[TXlib]

6. I think he embarrassed himself

He had the "that seemed to make so much more sense in my head" look.

[jdj]

9. Geez, doesn't anyone remember "The Jon Stewart Show"?

Was it on MTV? or some station...anyway he was a testosterone controlled P-U-N-K on this show, all he ever did was hit on the women in the tackiest way possible, it was so FUCKING EMBARASSING I HATED HIM...HATED HIM.

I mean I HATED HIM.

Once the Cranberries were on and he totally skipped their end segment because he was pawing after some vapid spokesmodel, he used to make me CRINGE. And then there was the time Natalie Merchant was on his show, and boy did she ever make it clear what a fuckwad he was.

She wouldn't even look him in the face, and he was visibly embarassed, when he asked her to perform, she said in a very cold voice "I'll consider it". I remember because she was the only one who made an ass of him on his own show.

I love him now, his delivery is flawless, but back in the day he was a screaming asshole, and I guess every now and then it pops back up, kind of like a yeast infection. Mmmmm.

[truthspeaker]

10. sex is classless?

I'm sorry I missed it. That's hilarious.

[enigmatic]

8. I found it funny; you didn't; oh well...

I'm sure we'll both live.

[Nightowl_2004]

7. LMAO!

That is hillarious! I think I need to watch it tonight (I'm on the West Coast, So it doesnt start for an hour and a half!)

[Corgigal]

11. Gwyneth Paltrow

seemed to take it well. She was laughing but told Jon that ooh, her father is going to kick your ass.

[skypilot]

12. Gwyneth once got kinda rauchy on Conan O'Brien.

She was part of a "celebrity confessions" skit and said that of all the films she'd done, the one she regretted most was "AssBlasters Vol.9"!!!
She said it with such a perfectly straight face, while smoking a cigarette. I've always liked her (she reminds me of a young Peggy Lipton) but my opinion of her shot way up when she said that. I never thought she'd be quite sport enough.