NOW OPEN: Allen's Cult Deprogramming Center (and Cafe/Gift Shop)

[arwalden]

All are welcome. Appointments and reservations recommended.

-- Allen

[wtmusic]

1. You're not another one of those "deprogramming cults"...

are you?

[arwalden]

4. Shut Up And Listen To This "Up With People" CD!!!

[wtmusic]

6. *sings* "they're the best kind of folks we know..."

deprogramming never felt so good!!! :silly:

[Richardo]

20. That sig picture is *seriously* demented, dude.

But hilarious! :D

[JVS]

2. <quietly lights fire in the corner>

[wtmusic]

5. <makes mad dash for exit

knocking over Rev. Moon statue in gift shop "You Break it, You Buy it" display>

[pagerbear]

3. Pagerbear reporting

...for whatever process Allen sees fit to implement. ;)

[arwalden]

7. Report To The Restraining Room Immediately!

And that's NOT a two-way mirror with videotaping equipment hidden behind it. So don't even THINK it!!

[pagerbear]

8. Sir! Yes, sir!

[terrya]

9. Terry reporting!

[arwalden]

10. I Was Getting Worried About You. We've been waiting for you...

there's some guy singing his way down the hall to the restraining room. Go take care of him. Check back when your done... we need someone to sweep up the broken statue pieces in the gift shop.

Thanks!

[JVS]

11. You forgot to put out the fire. It's huge now!

[arwalden]

14. It's going to be all-l-l-l r-i-i-ight. Everything going to be fi-i-i-ine.

Quick... someone help me out here. This guy has lit an imaginary fire and he thinks it's burning down the place.

Are there any padded cells left?

[terrya]

12. Right away, sir!

I'll attend to it now!

[Phillycat]

13. Do you have a t-shirt that says

"I drank the Kool Aid...and all I got was the lousy t-shirt"?

[arwalden]

15. Sold Out... But We Do Have Jim Jones and David Koresh Salt/Pepper Shakers

Only $40.00 for a pair.

[asthmaticeog]

16. Three questions:

1) I'm pretty far left, and I have serious doubts about Kerry's commitment to progressive policy. There's no way I'll vote Nader or Socialist or anything suicidal like that, so I know I should just drink the Kool-Aid, but if/when I do, can you help me get back to normal after the elections?

2) I ALWAYS feel compelled to post to Byron's & Koolzip's music threads. In your professional opinion, am I under some sort of thrall?

3) WTF is up with the astro-lounge?

[arwalden]

18. Three Answers

1) I'm a doctor not a miracle-worker, Jim.

2) I'm unfamiliar with that particular cult. Perhaps you're just bored. Many people find excessive masturbation to be a good substitute.

3) I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

[matcom]

17. will YOU accept my Hippo as the Mesiah????

cause the "other one" wants me to leave him outside!

x(

[arwalden]

19. Which Other One? Who Else Do You See In The Room With Us?

Are they talking to you now? What are the voices saying?