"If Jesus weren't a Jew, he'd be an American"

[Gothic Sponge]

That's what a sign read at a Bush rally! WTF? I'm still amazed these people worship (if he existed) someone that stood for everything liberal! We truly live in a Bizzaro World!

[olddem43]

1. Nazi Germany still went to church and celebrated Christmas

Go Figure.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. It doesn't even make sense!

Ask any Jewish American!

Besides, the only Americans around 2000 years ago were Natives, and these same freepers tend to treat their descendants rather shabbily.

[baldguy]

3. If Jesus was an American, he'd be a Democrat.

Ya know, no money changers in the Temple, the rich not being able to enter heaven, love thy neighbor and all that.



http://www.liberalslikechrist.org/politicalmenu.htm

[Wapsie B]

6. Good god, where'd you get that pic?

Jesus is supposed to look like Ted Nugent.

/sarcasm

[gollygee]

4. What?? (m)

OK that's the oddest thing in the world.

Uh, he couldn't be Jewish AND American?

And why would he be American?

and . . uh. . . oh it's even more out there than that really.

[JimmyJazz]

5. I love Jesus...

It's his fan club that I can't stand.

Oh, and Jesus would have been considered a socialist in today's society - take care of the little guy, share what you have, etc.

[KoKo]

11. Jesus would have been A Socialist....great sign for the Socialists..

because there's probably much truth in it..

[JimmyJazz]

12. Yeah, I really don't think He would be American

"A socialist society is envisioned as being characterized by the dictatorship of the proletariat; the existence of a high degree of cooperation and equality; and the absence of discrimination, poverty, exploitation, and war."

I know He wouldn't be a Republican seeing as how they specialize in discrimination, poverty (for others), exploitation (can you say Halliburton) and war....

[BlueJazz]

7. That's really bizarre

That's like saying:

"If Radicalliberal wasn't a Democrat he'd be a screen-door"

??????

[WoodrowFan]

8. pic! pic! pic!!

must have a pic of that!! LOL.

[Gothic Sponge]

10. I wish i could find a pic

I got the story from here:

http://www.chillicothegazette.com/news/stories/20040911/localnews/1216826.html

[snippy]

9. How very republican. n/t