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tell him you are unable to speak to him by phone however, as your tongue was cut out while on missionary in the Congo to bring the light and peace of our Epi Lady of the Breck Holy Mother of God Charity to the lost savages of that region.
However, you are interested. Ask him to send copies of the death certificates, because you want to be sure that they are really and truly dead.
Then tell them that purely by coincidence you actually really are teh next of kin, however you are very happy they are dead, because they were actually very highly placed in organized crime and the human sex slave trade as well as an illegal gem trade and they had been sending monthly parcels of rough diamonds to you for the past year, however recently the parcels had become less valuable and now were only worth one or two million, which is hardly worth your time to even open.
Insist on speaking to his account manager, however, have your account manager speak to his account manager via a spoof email. Set up some long winded bizarre story that requires that you get photos from them, or even get them to meet you in a foreign country (not really, just trick them into buying the ticket and going).
Along the way you could change religion, die and be replaced by a greedy relative or house servant, have a sex change operation, have another sex change operation - sell all twelve of your children into sexual bondage by accident, whatever. The best ones are if you can email them something and get them to take a pic with a printout of it - that's the prize in these games, with the ultimate prize getting these greedy crooks to actually send you money -- even if it's only five dollars.
Go to scam-o-rama.com and do some research!
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