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MichaelHarris

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Wed Sep-22-04 01:48 AM
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And on another note: Plane diverted

Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 01:49 AM by mharris660

Jesus was on board and Homeland Security decided he was wearing terrorist garb. I still can't believe Cat Stevens wasn't allowed in the US, that just pisses me off. Reminds me of an old Cheech and Chong bit,

Border Guard: Hey, you with the long hair and beard, where in the hell do you think you're going?

Jesus: To visit my children

Border Guard: awww you have niyos in Mexico

Jesus: I have children everywhere

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Wed Sep-22-04 01:56 AM
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1. I can not believe that either ...

When I saw that on the news , I thought it was because of mechanical problems . It was'nt until I went to Yahoo! that I saw that it was because of Cat Stevens . Thats a :wtf: for ya !

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:23 AM
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2. would they deny

Buddha as well? He's on the large size so he would have to buy 2 tickets so would they ban him twice?

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:33 AM
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3. Only if he was flying via Southwest Airlines

;)

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:36 AM
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4. can he eat

peanuts?

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:39 AM
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5. Only if he brings his own peanut plant

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:40 AM
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6. LOL

frisking Buddha would certainly be a 2-man operation though.

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:46 AM
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7. Well with the Hare Krishnah's ( sp ? ) patrolling the airports ...

Buddha would feel right home ;)

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:51 AM
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8. they

Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 02:51 AM by mharris660

play a mean tambourine. Thats one thing you don't see in rock, a tambourine solo.

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Wed Sep-22-04 02:54 AM
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9. They also bake good cookies lol

Nice people . But they still scare me , a childhood thing . Never trust a group of men dressed in orange togas , body waxed and one patch ponytails .

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Sep-22-04 03:02 AM
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10. LOL good one n/t

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