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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:01 AM
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Poll question: Trump's Top - Real or Rug?
Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 12:11 AM by DS1
edited again to add picture

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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:06 AM
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1. Must be real
The guy wouldn't wear a rug...He would just have the hair surgically implanted. Duh!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:08 AM
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2. I think it's real
if only because he has enough money to buy a decent toupee, but his hair looks like a really crappy rug. So it's gotta be real.
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:10 AM
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3. if it's real, its the worst looking genuine hair i've ever seen.
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:16 AM
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4. He didn't make his money by paying for things that shitty
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:23 AM
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5. He did go bankrupt however, twice if I recall correctly.
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:28 AM
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6. It's real. I had an editor once with hair like that
He was bald on top, so he grew his hair out and kinda swirled it around over the, um, fleshy spot. My friend and then-cohort Dave H shoved him into the pool at a party one time and the whole thing unravelled.
Turned out he only had about three hairs left -- but they each could reach from Saginaw to, like, the moon.
John
In fact, I think Bob (the ex-editor) and the Donald probably go to the same barber.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 12:39 AM
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7. It is real. I stood next to him in wind. It may be implanted, but it is
firmly attached.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 01:04 AM
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8. It took me about 5 minutes to even find DT in that picture...
But I'm voting real - if it was a rug, he would have gone for "quality".
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-04 07:45 AM
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9. It's real. In the mid-80's, Trump had a scalp transplant because he was
developing a bald spot in the middle. The scalp with hair on it was stretched and sewn into place, making the hair pattern a little askew. What you're seeing now is new bald spots that can't be covered with plastic surgery, thus the improbable hair patterns going forward, then back.
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