Do you ever think illegal thoughts...?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

...Just to make sure there really isn't a thought police? I guess it's a good thing, because I'd have already gotten arrested and thrown in a cell next to Saddam.
Duckie

[johnnie]

1. Oh no..not ever

My thoughts are as pure as the driven snow. Once I thought about jaywalking, but I walked the mile and a half until I came to a crossing. But that's about it.

[wickywom]

2. Depends on what state I'm in.

[pagerbear]

3. Which thoughts are illegal?

[sundog]

4. Every 20 seconds

[KurtNYC]

5. Roger Nelson says:

If a man is considered guilty
4 what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
4 all my future crimes-OH!


(aka "Prince")

[Carson]

6. Late at night, while lying in bed, I sometimes

think about removing the mattress tag.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. NO

never

ever

who me?

how can you even suggest that?

stop staring at me?

:P

[yellowcanine]

8. Yes, and I have had an "illegal smile" as well

Illegal Smile
©John Prine

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' ... no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

*note: On the 1997 LIVE ON TOUR Prine ends the song with:
"Well done, son of a gun,
hot dog bun,
Attilla the Hun,
my sister-in-law is an Irish nun".
Thanks to Fred French

[LynzM]

9. Yup.

Politically and in terms of all the weird sex laws on the books. Yup.

[arwalden]

10. This Doesn't Surprise Me... After All...

... aren't you the one who likes to wear her brassier outside of her blouse when grocery shopping?? Talk about WEIRD!! :hi:

-- Allen

[LynzM]

18. LMAO

You never answered me about whether it can be a sports bra or not! :evilgrin:

[arwalden]

11. No Worries... I'll Start Another Confession Booth Thread Next Week

and you (along with everyone else) can get it out of their systems.

-- Allen
:hi:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. No...I really really can't speak this outloud...

Even TALKING about this will get me thrown in federal prison.
Duckie

[arwalden]

16. Heh heh ... Then You Can Just Come And Sit Quietly

and contemplate your sin in silence.

-- Allen

P.S. The things I fantasize about involve natural disasters or catastrophic mechanical failure... but I'm not saying anything else. I can be coy too.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Oh Allen....LMAO

[EstimatedProphet]

12. No

Because there are no illegal thoughts!
Not yet anyway...

[Maleficus]

14. I'd tell you...

but then I'd have to kill you.

I'm only kidding. :)

[DelawareValleyDem]

15. I think so

[JohnKleeb]

19. Umm of course

[eyesroll]

20. What, you mean like...

(....maybe someone with a severe peanut allergy should make other arrangements....)
(...Laura Branigan wasn't that good a singer...)
(...I wonder if the newbie over there is a freeper...)
(....bitch bitch bitch....)

:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

21. george carlin once said,

that it is a sin to want to feel up ellen
it's a sin to take ellen to a place to feel her up
and it's a sin to feel her up
three sins in one feel.
save the gas, you're already going to hell!