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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:11 PM
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Do anything you like, but if you dare show speedos, I have a middle finger and I know how to use it.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:12 PM
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1. Screw the speedos, Ill just show up naked.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:13 PM
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3. fine do it on my left side so I dont see you
I am blind as a bat in my left eye.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:20 PM
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9. Unfortunately, if I am on your left side, your right eye will still see it
;) If you know what I mean. :evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:22 PM
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11. why couldn't that umbrella blind me ;)
hey then again I wouldn't be able to see boobies anymore and you know how I am about boobies.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:13 PM
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2. thanks. i've had to piss for an hour now
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:13 PM
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4. sure
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:16 PM
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5. Get this man a restroom, stat!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 04:57 PM
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24. That must make masturbating in the bathroom easier
More to look at :spank:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:17 PM
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6. I think my freshman hate is dying off
Nooo!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:18 PM
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8. why, is one of them a cutie?
Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 02:19 PM by JohnKleeb
Hey when I was a sophomore, I thought many of the freshman girls were cute, and many of them are actually more closer to my age than the girls in my grade, oh to be conceived too damn late.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:21 PM
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10. Bingo.
Plus she doesn't really know me, so I have a chance :D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:23 PM
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12. I thought that was it
You got her in a class or somethin? I met many of the now Juniors through Spanish I class, I started learning the language older than most people did.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:26 PM
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13. Nope.
Met her on friday.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:27 PM
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14. athletic game? where exactly?
Girl I got a crush on, I met freshman year when we had Bio and Gym together, if I wasn't such a stubborn son of a bitch by not voting for homecoming princess because I can't vote in November, I would have voted for her. How I likee the brunettes :D.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:29 PM
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15. Kickoff dance
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:30 PM
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16. fun
good luck. I am gonna try to get a date for homecoming but damnit I hate being so damn introverted, eh it may be like how it was when I was a junior, go alone but still have a good time dancing with the girls.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:17 PM
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7. Just make sure you lube up that finger, dude.
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:31 PM
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17. Ahhh!
You better not use it for that! :scared:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:32 PM
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18. Dude why would I?
I gots the speedophobia remember now. It's a threat, I was gonna use my fist but eh, my middle finger is symbolically better.
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:35 PM
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19. Ok just making sure
Edited on Mon Sep-20-04 02:35 PM by Champ
I ran like a cheetah when my g/f tried to stick (jokingly) that finger where the sun don't shine.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:36 PM
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20. you bet
dude I fear those things, hate to rant man but they are hideous. BTW if I don't go to the football game as planned and stay home and do my resume and other shit, you like the idea of chat tonight or no?
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:38 PM
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21. Sure
I do have the ref training today at 4 which is about 3 1/2 hours from now but if I'm around I'd definately be down for a chat.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:39 PM
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22. cool that would be great
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-20-04 02:42 PM
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23. Where is that?
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