I'm So Glad Britney Wore White (For Her Second Wedding This Year)

[matcom]

[underpants]

1. The understated dance number was great too.

[matcom]

2. i can see why her mom is upset at the media

for portraying her innocent daughter as "trashy"

[underpants]

4. She is very upset-she cries all the way to the bank

everyday.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Was the groom's baby's mama there?

:bounce:

[imax2268]

6. Well...Now I can rest easy...

the world will not come to an end now that Brit is married...I'm so glad the media doesn't let a thing like dead soldiers get in the way of Britney's marriage...

[terrya]

5. Maybe this marriage will last a whole week.

I rather doubt it, though.

I rather doubt that she even understands how serious a marriage is.

[latebloomer]

7. That's her real wedding dress?!?

:eyes:

[imax2268]

8. no...

she wore something god awful looking...and her "hubby" wore a sweat suit with the word "Pimp" on the back...that's what the media has been showing all morning...

[RivetJoint]

10. One could only hope...

Ok, she may be a dim bulb...but, DAMN she is hot!

[blondeatlast]

9. The world will watch Bunnypants' appearance at the UN

with the attention and gravity it deserves; our helpful media will switch us to Britney's honeymoon.

That girl does have some tricky timing, you have to admit!

[Richardo]

11. I bet the RNC is happy to have this defender of the sanctity of marriage..

...fully on-board. :eyes:

[blondeatlast]

12. "Why, I just LOVE marriage. That's why I do it so often!" nt

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[underpants]

15. Well she did lose her Silver ring (scary site)

http://www.silverringthing.com/

Notice anything interesting about this banner?




http://www.silverringthing.com/about.html

[blondeatlast]

16. They are all shiny, happy, WHITE people!

Edit: EEGADS, I just saw the tiny, token African American people, and they DON'T look happy.

That is one creepy website--is it a cult?

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[underpants]

20. On the right they are

Those black fellers on the left.......not so much.

[blondeatlast]

23. I caught that on edit... ICKY.

I'm pretty straitlaced, actually, but that site gave me the serious heebie-jeebies!

[Richardo]

18. It's about 'second chances'? Does that mean the first one's a do-over?

That does conform to Britney's modus operandi, doesn't it?

[underpants]

19. DC!DC!

Don't count! They used to pull that crap in kickball when I was a kid.

Apparently GOD can give you back your virginity too.

[blondeatlast]

21. How would HE know???

[GiovanniC]

14. I Think It Says a Lot About a Country

That believes that what Brittney Spears has done marriage-wise in the last year is fine, but the idea of two people of the same gender who truly love one another committing themselves to each other for eternity violates the "sanctity of marriage".

[RivetJoint]

17. I agree with you

Once again, I believe the state ought to be out of the "marriage" business. Civil unions for all. Let marriage be a religious institution.

[GiovanniC]

22. I've Said the Same

On multiple occasions. We need to get religious intolerance out of government. If you're gonna have religious intolerance, let the churches do it. They're better at it.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

25. Well said

Couldn't have expressed more eloquently

[Tom_Foolery]

24. The year is 2022, and former teen star Britney Spears...

is now appearing at small dinner clubs throughout the US. After many marriages, Ms. Spears is now more famous for being famous. Her so-called singing talent disappeared many years ago.

[XNASA]

26. Why won't you all just leave us in peace?

It's not nice to talk bad about us when we're on our honeymoon. ;-)

[ProdigalJunkMail]

27. what a complete and utter...

well..I shouldn't say...

theProdigal

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

28. We need a DU betting pool...

When will they announce the divorce? My pick: June 17, 2005.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

29. hmmm...my crystal ball only sees two weeks into the future

and it is still possible. But, in order to preserve her "not trashy" image...she will have to hold off on divorcing for a while...would put a dent in her career. I give it two years so..SEPT 20, 2006. Until then, applications for 'pool boy' are being accepted at the Spears compound...

theProdigal

[mrboba1]

30. Reason: adultery.

AP Report, June 17, 2005:

3 months after the announcement of Britney Spears' pregnancy, the couple are filing for divorce after he was caught by Ms. Spears' privite investigators entering a Motel 6 with an unidentified blonde woman.

Both parties refused any further comment.