DU Girlie-Man Raffle! Tickets here! (Proof of girlie-manhood required)

[sundog]

Getcha tickets hyah.

We're raffling an all-expense paid weekend for 2 to Fantasy Island!



So look, here's the story... I talked to Mr. Roarke. He has agreed not to act like a condescending asshole when you learn the hard way that you should have never made your wish or come to Fantasy Island in the first place.

He has also requested that you not indulge Tatoo if he makes unwanted sexual advances.

All contestants will receive a copy of Acker Bilk's Greatest Hits on K-Tel Records.



Proof of girlie manhood required.

My dear guests I am your host, Mr. Roarke... Welcome to Fantasy Island!