"Excuse me. I have 19 posts and a question: Is it true Kerry eats shit?"

[BurtWorm]

"A co-worker sent me this in an e-mail and, while I know it seems to hurt our side, I have to admit, it's pretty convincing."
:eyes:

[Dookus]

1. LOL

again.... LOL.

[jdj]

2. man, it's so weird how they overdo the "we" and "our" crap.

That's a dead giveaway.

[ParanoidPat]

3. I'm sorry, I think you have Kerry confused with Bill Clinton.......

.....He's the one who loved to eat at McDonald's! Look what it did to him. :evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

4. Holy crap we're going to lose! LOSE I tell you!

Sure I have over a thousand posts, but I'm scared! The sky is falling chick little! Kerry is polling at a few points below the incumbent President two months before the election. I'm soooo ready to just throw my hands in the air and declare that we can NEVER win! Damn you Bush! grrrr


:eyes:

[Archae]

5. Heck, I've got thousands of posts...

But MORE GUNS! WANT MORE GUNS! I wanna .50 rifle! And a fully auto Uzi! And a Desert Eagle! And an AK-47 semi-auto! :crazy:

(Actually, I did shoot those guns, it is one helluva rush!)

[BurtWorm]

6. Nice to see you outside the Justice/Public Safety forum.

;)

[Archae]

7. I don't wanna go in there.

It's scary. :scared:

Kind of like when I zinged astrology in the Meeting Room. :nuke:

[BurtWorm]

8. Ooooh!

You've got guts! :scared:

[Archae]

9. Yeah, I got the Purple Toe.

For being severely wounded while kicking ass. :crazy:

(I'm kidding!)

[onebigbadwulf]

10. Yes, but only after feasting on fetuses

and drinking the blood of good christians everywhere.