OMFG!! NothingShocksMeAnymore JUST SPOKE TO MRS MATCOM!!!!
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:07 PM
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OMFG!! NothingShocksMeAnymore JUST SPOKE TO MRS MATCOM!!!!
HOLY SHITE!!! I AM NOW IN HUGE TROUBLE!!!! HELP ME.,............................... PLEAse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:10 PM
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you weren't in trouble after announcing Mrs Matcom would rape Sean Connery given half a chance.
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:12 PM
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What I wouldn't have given to be listening in on that conversation :party: Give us details, we wants them!!!
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:13 PM
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3. something about "Body Shots"
between breasts... :scared: OR GOOD ! :D
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:20 PM
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8. I Think I Just Got Turned On...
between this mental picture and the image posted in the Why Guys Like Women Kissing thread, I'm going to need a cold shower in a minute. Note to self - discuss this idea with boyfriend next weekend.
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:14 PM
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Sorry Mat you shouldn't have handed her the phone...I told you it was dangerous!!!
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:15 PM
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6. LOL. as long as i can take PICS
:D :loveya: she LOVES YOU!!! :P
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:14 PM
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5. Does Mrs. Matcom have a yellow ass too?
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:18 PM
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7. Put CatWoman on the other line
and then in 10 minutes call the Paramedics.
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:21 PM
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9. FUCK the paramedics.....
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Fri Sep-05-03 07:45 PM
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10. a little stiff, are ya'?
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Fri Sep-05-03 09:02 PM
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11. Dude...you are completely fucked.
Just start apologizing now; for everything.
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Fri Sep-05-03 09:06 PM
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12. What were you thinking?
Putting one of the most phenominal Duers on the line with your wife... you fear competition? Heck - she is now going to want to boot you off the computer so SHE can talk with NSMA and other DUers... What's the old saying.... you cruise.... you lose... ;-)
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Fri Sep-05-03 09:14 PM
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NSMA has been circulating your wife's contact information amoung the women of DU. We're all gonna call her and chat for a while. :7
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Sat Sep-06-03 07:05 AM
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14. I GOT "LUCKY" Last Night
but for some strange reason, the Mrs kept screaming TEENA'S name! :P
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:18 AM
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Life as you know it has ended! :D
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:24 AM
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do NOT let her talk to Midori x(
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:27 AM
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18. Make another note to yourself:
NEVER LET HER REGISTER AT DU!!!! :scared:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:28 AM
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19. she threatened to once
straightened me RIGHT UP!! :scared:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:29 AM
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20. How do you know she HASN'T?!?!?!
Maybe she's "documenting"!! :tinfoilhat::scared:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:31 AM
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very bad indeed :scared: think she knows i drop my pants for you all on a daily basis?
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:32 AM
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22. She's a woman - she probably suspects!
But, she probably figures that if you are dropping trou here, you won't be doing it in the neighborhood.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:33 AM
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23. You really bought that whole "arwalden" thing?
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:34 AM
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that "arwalden" thing :D OH MY STRAIGHT STARS!! :bounce:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:38 AM
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Hubert Flottz Sleep well.:scared:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:42 AM
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did you? :scared: SLEEP? SLEEP? no way in HELL after THAT! :D
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:50 AM
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He's from "West Virginia" yeah what are the odds of "him" having electricity in the first place a computer in the second and "his" one tooth knowing how to spell let alone type. <Disclaimer> My mother's side of the family are from and in West by GOD Virginia and there tooths CAN type thank you very much.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:22 AM
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16. That's odd my wife came up with a new nickname for me last night
she just kept screaming MOOKIE!!! over and over Oh well I don't know why she was calling me that but I'll take it.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:34 AM
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25. Is your wife a Mets fan?
Maybe she has a Mookie Wilson thing going...
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:35 AM
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Edited on Sat Sep-06-03 09:35 AM by matcom
'Hung like Mookie!' :D
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:46 AM
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32. Maybe it was that we had on the Mookie Wilson lovesongs album
I can't find an image or a mention of it but he did actually release an R&B album of lovesongs a couple of years ago.
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:37 AM
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27. To actually even try to imply such a thing around here would be my end
Braves AAAAAAAAAALLLL the way. She rocks back and forth like Leo Mazzone after the 7th inning of games even in April. but then Mookie is pretty common name.:shrug: :bounce:
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:39 AM
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29. Please, baby. baby, please, please, baby...
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:43 AM
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31. Better than calling you "teenie"
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Sat Sep-06-03 09:47 AM
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33. I think "teena" is the "maculine" form of "tiny" in Spanish
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Sat Sep-06-03 02:27 PM
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Sat Sep-06-03 03:09 PM
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36. There's a MRS. Matcom?
Only one? And all this time I thought GOPisEvil was the Casanova of DU.
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