Where's My Pussy?

[arwalden]

"Go to the front door, bend down and look through the letterbox.
If you can see my pussy then drop a sardine on the mat."

[SiobhanClancy]

1. I've got two...

want one?}(

[arwalden]

3. "The surgeon came in and took one look at it...

...and said,'that's got to go'. Twenty minutes later my pussy was in a basket on the way to Scotland."

[SmileyBoy]

2. YES!!! There's the picture!!! That's the absolute BEST!!!

Oh my gay STARS!!!! You know what we all like!!!!:-)

[trof]

4. Are you going to do a "blue hair or pink hair" poll?

I just want to be ready.
;-)
on edit: it IS nice to have the ducky back.
quaaaaaaaack

[BurtWorm]

5. " Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my pussy!"

[Punkingal]

6. mine is under the wing chair.......

that's where it is most of the time......

[ronnykmarshall]

7. That's all very well,

but there's my pussy to consider!

[cosmicdot]

8. Dear Sexy Knickers ...

"The central heating broke so I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it to warm it up."

"I hope we're not going to be late tonight. Because I've left Winston clinging to the curtain ring--he refuses to come down. The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad."


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realizing Are You Being Served began in the 70s ... I feel life here in the US has been reaganized ...

[cosmicdot]

9. "I never having any trouble getting up in the morning ...

... my pussy is like an alarm clock."

I'm unanimous in that.

[cosmicdot]

10. dang - too late to edit "having" to have in subject line

[cosmicdot]

11. dupe of #10

(but...this gives this thread a little kick-a-poo)

[soleft]

12. I saw that was on BBCa tonight

I've never seen it. THink I'm missing out.

[cosmicdot]

13. I hope to catch an episode tonight myself

it's a hoot

double entrendres, etc.

Mr. Humphreys answers the department phone in deep bass: "menswear"

MRS SLOCOMBE:

(Examining a display of cuddly toy animals)

" But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?"

CAPTAIN PEACOCK:" I'm told people prefer the real thing."

[Shakeydave]

14. Yeah baby!

WMP is back with a vengence! Love ya! :loveya:

[cosmicdot]

15. "Well if I'm not home on the stroke of six my pussy goes mad!"

the episode I saw tonight was Mrs. Slocombe's Greek wedding (he had impressed her with his Bouzouki)

[SmileyBoy]

16. What show is this from?? "The Where's My Pussy Show"???

I'm assuming this is a British comedy. Is it on PBS, by chance???

[cosmicdot]

17. Are You Being Served

http://www.tvheaven.ca/aybs.htm