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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:33 PM
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Poll question: Toilet paper: Bunch or fold?
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:39 PM
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1. folding is for neatniks!!
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:39 PM
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2. bunching is for slobs!
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Christof Donating Member (469 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:41 PM
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3. Folding then bunching.
:silly:
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:41 PM
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4. ooooh - a rebel!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:59 PM
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8. bunching THEN folding!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:41 PM
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5. Neatly folded, then gently daubed upon my bunghole.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:43 PM
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6. Before commencing, fold 3-6 groups...
(depending on the "messiness factor") with increasing number of sheets each and stack them on top of one another. This way, wiping is rapid and "reload" consists of only dropping the old and grabbing a new one, and not having to pull rip and fold while in "mid-flight". Also, as you get towards the end, the amount of TP in each group gets smaller, its more economical.


This IS an art form.
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:47 PM
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7. holy shit, man!
You should teach classes on this!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:01 PM
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9. I knew a guy that I swear used his underwear for toilet paper
what is with you guys and freaking skidmarks

:puke:
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:02 PM
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10. that is obviously option #3 above...
d'uh!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:04 PM
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11. I wipe with graceful origami swans.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:09 PM
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14. CONFESS!!!!! You're a skidmarks guy
:puke:
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:12 PM
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15. Geez Lynne,
you don't eat off of them! :eyes:

...or do you???

:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:13 PM
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16. Only when I'm wearing YOUR undies.
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Langis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:06 PM
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12. Neither I roll
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 02:09 PM
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13. I asked the judges...
and they decreed that a form of folding.

:D
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