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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:27 PM Original message |
Things you DON'T want to hear in a public restroom |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Mommy, am I sick?" "Don't worry...the lady will take care of it... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Anyone got a butter knife handy? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Who's your favorite New Kid? Uh! Call me Joey! Call me Donny!" |
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Gildor Inglorion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. Sorry to bother you, sir... |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
5. ummm, I hate to be a bother, |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
6. Mmmm not sure, what does it taste like to you? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
7. Damn I am never going to make to the VD clinic now |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. "Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I also sell insurance!" |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
9. C'mon people! This ain't gonna appreciate itself! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
10. Oh no. Not BOTH ends! |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
11. Bombs away! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
12. FINALLY! Tony Danza gets a talk show |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Oh crap. It won't flush and the waters running over...." |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
14. Hey! Is that pipe about to bur-- |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
15. Can you hold my ventriloquist dummy until I'm ready for him? |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Can you flush Kotex?" "Oh, just do it. It's not like it's your bathroom." |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. *deep inhale* Damn it smells GOOD IN HERE!! |
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ropi (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
18. <demonic voice> |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. (as you walk in)other person walking out:" No TP, handdryer works though" |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
20. It puts the lotion on its skin... |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Oooh..Ohhh! Easy!....OK, a little bit more now..." |
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Kid_A (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:49 PM Original message |
"WHO...DOES...NUMBER TWO....WORK....FOR!!!" |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Fire Phasers! (sound of #1), Torpedoes away! (sounds of #2)" |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
23. "This is what I get for winning that corn eating contest!" |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
24. (Room with a condom machine) "DAMN! this Gum tastes BAD!" |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:55 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. LOL-al hedges and endangered |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
25. In the voice of Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park) "That's one big pile of shit." |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
26. Oops, I missed |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Hah, and you call that a DICK?!!" |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
29. Wacka Wacka Wacka Wacka Wacka Wacka Wacka SPLURT!!!! |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Wow, man that one is a beauty!, no wonder I had to go so bad..." |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:04 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. oh my god man! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. Who wants to join me in a re-creation of the end of "The Magic Christian"? |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
33. (heavy breathing) Ok come on, PUSH PUSH! PUSH!!!.... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:16 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Now if I reach up to the sides of the stall and stretch my back out |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
34. dupe on me |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
35. oh MY GOD!! ITS ALLIIIIIIVVVVEEEE aaaaahhhhhhh! |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
37. the sound of a stall door being torn off its hinges |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-10-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
38. Oh shit, I think my water broke. |
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