Things NOT To Say To JESUS When He Is "Debt Counseling" You

[matcom]

i'll let you all take it from here :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Give Jesus a break, he really needs the money.

He's been living out of his car, you know. Last time I saw him, he gave me three nails and asked if I could put him up for the night. Sad.

[matcom]

3. i KNEW he was just hanging around!

bastard!

[dolo amber]

6. I saw Jesus in the Wal-Mart parking lot

the other day...well, his car anyway. Right there, on a black background in huge gaudy gold letters, the vanity plate screamed "JESUS!", y'know with the *Heaven* sunbeams emanating from it an all...But being the benevolent soul he is, he'd clearly loaned use of his rusting mini-van to a rather sullen looking woman and her passel of brats...I still waved and shouted "HI JESUS!!", y'know, just in case he was in the back somewhere being mauled by sticky-handed children...

Bless. O8)

[underpants]

2. I hear you Jews are good with money

AND THEY ARE OFF!

[sniffa]

4. hopefuLLy i won't get naiLed

doh!

[underpants]

5. Suze Orman would have used a spreadsheet

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. It should be okay, as long as you don't fuck with him.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Does that bread and fish technique of yours work with money? (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

9. Can't you just expel my creditors? I mean, they're money-changers.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Jesus' answer: no they're not.

Money-changers GIVE something in exchange for the money. THOSE people just want your money, period.

[furrylitldevil]

11. I've always wanted to ask what he got his dad

for father's day.